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“I Put The Lettuce On Your Roll Last Just To Piss You Off” Admits Deli ...
A YOUNG lady who works at the deli counter of a local convenience store has gleefully admitted that sometimes she ... -
Bank Teller Feeling Pretty Smug Forcing You To Use New Lodgement Machine
BANK of Ireland staff member Anika Walsh admitted today to feeling pretty damn smug about herself every time she forces ... -
Meet The 5-Year-Old Who Just Sold His Online Business For $1Billion
“I want chips,” mused Niall O’Rourke, the 5-year-old entrepreneur who just sold his new online business for a record setting ... -
Facebook Urges Users Not To Be So Fucking Gullible
PINCHING the bridge of his nose, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg took to the podium at a press conference today and ... -
“Dislike” Button Finally Offers People The Chance To Be Negative Online
THE decision by Facebook to finally include an option to “dislike” a post on the popular social media website has ... -
Cash-Strapped HSE To Trade In Hospital Equipment At CEX
IN a bid to offset years of savage funding cuts, the HSE have announced that they will be gathering up ... -
Internet Users Publish New List Of Things You’re Not Allowed Joke About
IN what is only the second list of its kind, all 3.17 billion users of the internet have been consulted ... -
Cost Of An Arm And Leg Soars To Record Levels
CONSUMERS up and down the country have reacted angrily to yet another rise in the cost of an arm and ... -
Child Labourers Announce New iPad Is A Total Bitch To Make
FOLLOWING the proud announcement of a new 13 inch “super-tablet” by tech giants Apple at their annual product launch, a ... -
Local Man Hoping Chinese Factory Explosions Won’t Affect iPhone 7 Rollout
A LOCAL man has today voiced his concerns over the rollout of the iPhone 6s/7 after yet another careless factory ...
