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Reasoning Behind Curved TVs Still Unclear
SCIENTISTS at the University of Cambridge have admitted today that a report carried out by the university into curved television ... -
Denis O’Brien Wakes Up From Horrible Dream In Which Gardaí Pursue Moriarty Tribunal Findings
SHINING beacon of egalitarian business dealings Denis O’Brien awoke from a horrible dream this morning which saw him pursued by ... -
Shop Assistant Knows Full Well Your Order Isn’t Out The Back
DESPITE telling you that the part you ordered a week ago might be “out the back”, the assistant at a ... -
Ireland Confirms Addiction To Drug Companies
IN a tearful interview set to be broadcast on RTÉ television tonight, the Republic of Ireland has opened up about ... -
Taxi Driver Doesn’t Really Care You Won’t Have Enough Money Left For Chips
A DUBLIN taxi driver who steadfastly refused to budge from the fare on the meter after dropping a drunk lad ... -
Delayed IBRC Inquiry Delayed By Delays
A SHOCKED public is struggling to come to terms with the delay of an inquiry set up by an Irish ... -
Cork Lad Changes His Tune About Apple’s Tax Affairs
CORK lad Colum Quinlan has shut the fuck up about Apple’s controversial tax contributions to the Irish Exchequer, mere seconds ... -
Irish Water Boss Steps Down To Pursue Career In Bomb Disposal
IRISH Water boss John Tierney is to step down in April to pursue a career in bomb disposal, he has ... -
Man Attempts To Convince Job Interviewer That Call Centre Work Is His One True Passion
AN UNEMPLOYED man in his mid-twenties is to spend the next ten to fifteen minutes convincing a HR member that ... -
“I Know You Are But What Am I?” Taoiseach Asks Web Summit
THE childish exchanges, between the Government and the Web Summit reached their peak today as the Taoiseach Enda Kenny instructed ...
