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Audi A5 Recalled Over Dickhead Concerns
THOUSANDS of Audi A5 cars are to be recalled by the manufacturer following a report that found ‘dickhead concerns’ with the ... -
Plumber Proud Of Himself For Only Overcharging Customer By €100 This Time
A DUBLIN based plumber is said to be beaming with pride following an unusual business transaction with a new customer, ... -
Nation’s Chefs To Be Sat Down And Told ‘They’re Not All That Important’
THE Department of Jobs, Enterprise and Innovation will sit down with the Nation’s chefs later today to tell them they’re not ... -
Council Hope Opening Of New Lush Stores May Greatly Enhance The Smell Of Dublin
IN A LAST attempt to save the city from smelling like an absolute kip, Dublin City Council has offered a ... -
Complimenting Friends Facebook Photos Now A Full Time Job
FACEBOOK has confirmed the creation of 40,000 new jobs in Ireland alone, which will allow website users to dedicate all ... -
Starbucks Tip Jar Covered 95% Of Their Corporation Tax Last Year
GLOBAL coffee giants Starbucks have confirmed that the corporation tax paid in Ireland last year was more or less covered ... -
Company Finally Admits That Your Call Isn’t All That Important To Them
A DUBLIN-based insurance company is today re-recording its voicemail message to clarify that your call isn’t that important to them, ... -
Facebook To Introduce ‘Pay Fuck All Tax’ Button
IN an effort to deflect any criticism they continue to receive for paying just over £4,000 in corporation tax in ... -
Digicel Flotation Fails As Boat Big Enough For Owner’s Ego Impossible To Find
BUSINESS circles have been busying themselves with rumours following Digicel’s dramatic decision to call off its flotation on the New ... -
“Excellent! Another Book” – Paul Williams
RUBBING his hands in anticipation, an ecstatic Paul Williams watched on closely at his 65″ TV set as newsreader Eileen ...
