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Sinn Féin In Desperate Struggle To Look Disappointed To Be In Opposition
SINN FÉIN are today being taken through their ‘oh no’ paces by a crack team of acting teachers, in a ... -
Dad Going Through Silly Hat Phase
THE family of a county Waterford man have renewed appeals today for him to stop wearing silly hats out in ... -
Man Goes Straight Back To Bed After Realising Fianna Fáil Back In Power Wasn’t Just ...
ONE LOCAL IRISH man has made the reasonable decision to go straight back to bed after realising Fianna Fáil returning ... -
World Okay For Earwax Removal Products, Thanks
INTERNET users around the world have come out in unison today to inform the companies behind earwax removal that yes, ... -
Ryan Like The Ecologically Friendly Cat That Got The Carbon Neutral Cream
GREEN PARTY leader Eamon Ryan’s face bore a ‘zero carbon footprint shit eating grin’ today after he and his negotiating ... -
Complaining About People Queuing For Shops To Be Phased Out In Phase 3
ACTING under the advice of Chief Medical Officer Dr Tony Holohan, the government has announced that all complaining about people ... -
Calls Grow For Marcus Rashford To Replace British Government
FOLLOWING Manchester United player Marcus Rashford’s efforts in helping to raise £20 million to feed 3 million people during the ... -
Summer 2020: A Guide
AS Ireland prepares to roll into a very different summer than the one we were expecting, WWN have compiled the ... -
Micheál Martin To Spend Day Mwah Ha Ha Ha-ing
WITH an announcement expected today that Fianna Fáil, Fine Gael and The Green Party have agreed a programme for government, ... -
The Untold Story Of Cork And The Confederate Flag
FOLLOWING a decree by Cork GAA to confiscate controversial ‘rebel’ flags carried by Cork supporters at the gates of football ...
