Going To School Now Most Dangerous Thing To Do In America

A NEW poll conducted by ThrillsWeekly.com has revealed that attending school has become the most dangerous thing that you can do in the United States of America.

The article details how one can infiltrate a school posing as a student and then advising to just “wait for someone with a mental illness to shoot up your classroom with an assault rifle that they purchased at a convenience store”.

The poll comes as a recent study found that twenty-eight have been killed in 44 US school shootings since Newtown in December 2012, when 20 children and six of their carers were killed in a Connecticut elementary school. The study also found there has been thirteen school shootings recorded in first six weeks of 2014 alone. This combined with last week’s report of 20 students being injured in a school stabbing lead to the site’s findings.

Spokesperson for several parents’ groups, Caroline Nichols decried the site’s findings for being insensitive and appealed to legislators to at least to make it look like they’re doing something to reduce gun violence.

She said in a statement today “I and the people I represent are as much of a fan of the constitution as anyone else, but I mean come on. Look at the goddamn statistics at least. Children are kissing their parents goodbye before they go to school and never return.”

Republican senator Raymond Sharp told WWN why gun control is not an option.

“The second amendment to the constitution grants individuals the freedom to keep and bear arms and our party cannot and will not infringe on…I’m sorry. I can’t keep doing this. I have no idea why we allow citizens to be able to buy AK47s and SMGs to hunt ducks. We don’t even seem to be doing anything regarding our attitudes to mental health which is arguably the larger problem.”

WWN had to end the interview at this point as we could not make out what Senator Sharp was saying through his sobbing.