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Local Prick Keeps All His Tesco Blue Charity Tokens

IN a bid to make sure that no local charities receive funding that he contributed to in any way, local dickface Martin Whelahan has amassed dozens upon dozens of blue charity tokens from his shopping excursions to Tesco. Whelahan, described locally as ‘a fucking dose’, has never dropped any of the blue tokens into the… Read more »

Muslims Warned To Not Celebrate Christmas Like We Do

A STARK warning has been issued to all Muslims living in western countries not to attempt to celebrate Christmas, while at the same time getting more involved in western culture and our ways and traditions. The latest battle in the ongoing war against people who are sick of this argument was kicked off following the… Read more »

Tesco Launches Finest* Frozen Embryo Range

RETAIL giant Tesco has launched the worlds first commercially available frozen embryo  – the latest example of its ‘Finest range’ strategy to develop exclusive products that are to made more readily available to struggling customers looking for cheaper alternatives to medical procedures and treatments. The supermarket hopes to “shake up its self-medication aisle” and target couples with… Read more »