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“No, No, You’re Grand – They’re Spoilt Rotten As Is” Donohoe Tells ECB To Keep ...
CUTTING the interest rate for a 7th time in a 12 month period, the extremely generous European Central Bank was ... -
Local Man Loves Latching Onto Deaths Of People He Barely Knows Like They Were Family
SHARING the latest local tragic death like it was close family, Kevin Lyons waited for the deluge of condolences to ... -
Newstalk Dads Drafted In To Fill Gap In Declining Garda Numbers
THE IMPENDING increase in the scarcity of gardaí has led to a radical solution which will see Newstalk loving dads ... -
“Windowless Carriage So There’s No Views Of Cork”: Breakdown Of €2bn Cost For Cork Luas
A DRAFT route has been unveiled for Cork’s answer to the Luas, the Cork Urban Network Tram or CUNT for ... -
Warden Appointed To Daniel O’Connell Statue As Tourists Keep Fondling Crotch
EXPANDING the city-wide warden force tasked with preventing randy tourists from groping statues, Dublin City Council has confirmed it is ... -
Ireland Records First Ever Non-Farmer Started Gorse Fire
A GORSE FIRE on the outskirts of the Waterford village of Halladearg has been labeled the first of its kind, ... -
After Resurrecting The Dire Wolf, Scientists Urged To Bring Back Extinct Temple Bar Goths
IN ASTONISHING news, a group of scientists are laying claiming to having resurrected the long extinct dire wolf, last seen ... -
Government Announce Strict Airbnb Rules They Announced Years Ago That They’ll Never Enforce
IN WHAT appears to be a reminder re-announcement after a rejig of regulations and rules, Minister for Enterprise, Tourism and ... -
Molly Statue Fitted With Machine Gun Turrets To Deter Groping Tourists
IN WELCOME news Dublin City Council has repurposed money that was earmarked to be wasted on social housing to provide ... -
Man Binge Watches Driveway After Installing Ring Camera
THERE ARE fears of the long term negative effects to local man Dermot O’Casey’s life after he installed a Ring ...
