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THE VATICAN has made a dramatic bid to buy Rangers FC debt in return for a total conversion to Catholicism and a 100% share in future earnings. Senior members

SHARES in some of the biggest cosmetic companies around the world have crashed after a 55-year-old mothers secret to youthfull looking skin was revealed on the internet last year. An estimated

THE Dáil has announced it's decision today to pass a new law requiring that all door-security personnel must be able to string eight word sentences together, or more, as part

THOUSANDS of vans have been recalled across the globe this week after a fault was discovered in the hazard-light cloaking device, which is supposed to render the vehicle invisible

THE Irish government have claimed in a statement today that people who go up north to shop for cheaper goods are 'fucking dicks'. Taoiseach Enda Kenny said he was appalled

SUPER Value Ireland have announced a decision today to install a dedicated OAP chat zone at the entrance to all of it's 182 stores nationwide. The zone will

UNEMPLOYED sports critic Alan Deegan was refused his request of a 'raise' by the Social Welfare Department, even though he has been with them for six whole years. The

                EUROPEAN countries rejoiced today after an 18-month sovereign debt crisis was brought to an end when a central bank employee accidentally spilled a skinny caramel Machiatto on the ECB's

A LONE anti-capitalist protester was 'fucking freezing' in Waterford city this morning as 'occupy the ATM on Parnell Street' lead to absolutley no arrests. Michael Kennedy set up camp