POLL: Can The Eurovision Go Fuck Itself?

ONCE a celebration of taste and talent, the Eurovision Song contest has descended into a gaudy monstrosity where dozens of countries send forward a committee-approved act at enormous cost to prostitute themselves for points on a stage shared with juggling grannies and skateboarding dogs. Regardless of how far the Eurovision has fallen, Ireland still holds… Read more »

AMAZING! This Man Stopped Reading About The Syrian War & It Just Went Away

DESPITE news reports suggesting that once again aid agencies are being blocked from providing besieged Syrian civilians with supplies, one Waterford man has reportedly brought an end to the conflict by simply ignoring it, WWN can exclusively reveal. In a heartwarming display of what can only be described as an act of anti-war defiance, Waterford… Read more »