Vincent Browne Confirms Retirement From Making Politicians Shit Themselves

VETERAN broadcaster has delighted the politicians of Ireland with the news that he is to retire, leaving his popular TV3 current affairs programme without its caustic and take-no-nonsense host. Browne had spent years as a journalist, broadcaster and editor before turning his attention full time to making politicians completely shit themselves under a barrage of… Read more »

Sheeran Quits Twitter Over Trolls, The Thin-Skinned Ugly Ginger Twat

MUSIC making Brit Ed Sheeran has sensationally quit social media platform Twitter after persistent trolling, WWN can exclusively reveal. The ugly, thin-skinned ginger twatbag and Shape of You singer, Sheeran, has confirmed his desire to limit his exposure to virulent insults and death threats leading some commentators to suggest the empty-headed abomination obviously can’t take… Read more »

May’s Genius: UK Wins Brexit After Exiting Fisheries Deal

IN A STUNNING turn of events Brexit negotiations have ended suddenly with victory declared for Britain after Theresa May’s minority government triggered the process to leave the London Fisheries Convention, which Britain has been part of since the convention’s inception in 1964. Exiting the deal will cut off British waters to European fishermen and has… Read more »

Local Man Hopes It Pisses Rain For The Whole Of Wimbledon

WATERFORD native and avid tennis-hater Dennis Coleman has expressed a desire to see ‘torrential, biblical rain’ for the next fortnight, washing out the annual Wimbledon tennis tournament and spoiling everyone’s fun. Coleman, who just hates tennis almost as much as he hates cricket, has gone so far as to take the Child Of Prague out… Read more »