Category: BREAKING NEWS


Culchie Can’t Get Over The Traffic In Dublin

DESPITE having cause to travel to and from Dublin at least 30 times a year, once local culchie is struggling to comprehend and absorb the high volume levels of traffic in the capital city, WWN can reveal. “Fucking hell, look at the tailback,” John Meaden, a 41-year-old Waterford culchie noted as he turned his car… Read more »

Are You Out Of Touch? Take Our Test

GOT A FEELING you’re on top of the big cultural phenomenons of the day? Music, film, literature, art, television, fashion – there isn’t an area of modern pop culture you struggle for knowledge on, is there? Are you very quick to make pronouncements stating you have the solutions to society’s greatest problems. Be it the… Read more »

Boris Johnson Got Dressed All By Himself This Morning

DIVISIVE TORY politician Boris Johnson is now the overwhelming favourite to usurp British PM Theresa May after it was revealed Johnson expertly got dressed all by himself without any help from anyone else, WWN can reveal. Pictured yesterday jogging in a field of wheat, Johnson’s pairing of a zip fleece and patterned shorts led many… Read more »