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Choose: Which County Would Win In 2am Fight Outside Crowded Take Away?
EVERY COUNTY has its hard chaws, toughs nuts and fire-fisted fucking psychos. But who would come out on top in ... -
Daughter’s Boyfriend Way Too Comfortable In Local Man’s House
EXPERTS in ingratiating yourself with the parents of your partner have been watching on in horror as boyfriend Martin Kelly ... -
Poll: Are You Upset About The Film You Didn’t Watch Losing Out To Other Films ...
HAVE YOU found yourself bereft or angry at the awarding of awards to an award nominated movie you haven’t watched, ... -
Public Go Back To Ignoring Plight Of Carers & People With Disabilities
BECOMING the focal point of debate during the recent referendums amid greater visibility and temporary-media interest, Ireland’s carers and disabled ... -
“I Just Can’t Be Arsed Anymore” Says Pyjama Wearing Kate Smoking A Fag Outside Adelaide ...
“I’VE IT up to my tits now with this royal crap, I just can’t be arsed anymore,” Kate Middleton told ... -
Government Admits Failure Of Thick-As-Shit Public To Understand Referendums
SIFTING through the wreckage of Friday’s two unsuccessful referendums, the Irish coalition government is now openly admitting its failures, chiefly ... -
Cork Never Going To Shut Up About This
WHILE THERE has been an outpouring of positivity and joy aimed in the direction of Cillian Murphy following his triumph ... -
Survey Reveals Nation’s Mothers Just Want A Bit Of Fucking Peace
A NATIONWIDE survey of the nation’s mothers has confirmed that their only desire this mother’s day is to be left ... -
Man Celebrates International Women’s Day By Browsing Lesbian Section Of Pornhub
“IT’S THE least I could do,” said Waterford man Gavin McAlvey as he shunned the vast swathes of pornography he ... -
“Don’t Make Us Pull A Lisbon Treaty” Government Urges In Last Minute Push For ‘Yes, ...
THE GOVERNMENT has reminded the voting public that were they to ‘get it wrong’ in today’s referendums there is always ...