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Met Éireann Issue Colder Than A Polar Bear’s Mickey Warning
IN AN attempt to correctly convey to the Irish public the imminent plunge to temperatures as low as minus 7 ... -
Anti-Immigration Campaigners To Protest Indian Summer
LIVID with the sudden arrival of what meteorologists are calling an ‘Indian Summer’, hundreds of far right leaning campaigners have ... -
Status Orange Rainfall Warning In Place For The Rest Of Your Miserable Lives: Met Eireann
A STATUS orange rainfall warning is to remain in place for the rest of your miserable life so you better ... -
Yeah, Family Had Great Fucking Staycation, Thanks For Asking
WATERFORD family the Moores are smiling ear to ear after creating priceless family memories during their patriotic Irish staycation, WWN ... -
Fair Bit Of Heat In That Sun, Confirm Scientists
SCIENTIFIC experts who monitor the heat emanating from our nearest star have confirmed today that yes, there is a fair ... -
‘Beast From The East’ Survivors Leave Slice Pans At Memorial Site In Moving Ceremony
THERE WASN’T a dry eye among the crowd gathering to mark the second anniversary of the ‘Beast from the East’/’Big ... -
Ireland Files Restraining Order Against Storms In The High Court
CLAIMING storms are nothing sort of ‘obsessed’ with its landmass, Ireland has begun a process in the High Court which ... -
February Issues Formal Apology To Irish People For Shite Weather
ADMITTING its error in full, February explained that while it intended to share a smattering of sunshine, rain, bitter cold ... -
Local Brendan Delighted To Finally Have Storm With His Name
IT’S been an emotional morning for 33-year-old Waterford native Brendan Whelan, who is finally out standing in the torrential rain ... -
Desperate Met Éireann Urges Nation To Chant ‘Rain, Rain, Go Away’ At Same Time
AWARE of the strange belief held by some Irish people that Met Éireann is personally responsible for all the bad ...
