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Eiffel Tower Slowly Beginning To Melt In Heatwave
MAINLAND EUROPE is in the grips of an unprecedented recording-setting heat wave and French authorities are now on high alert ... -
9 Drowned At Irish Barbecue
NINE people have died and four more are still missing, following a Dublin man’s attempts to have a nice summer ... -
Shit Leaving Cert Weather Clearest Sign Of Climate Change So Far
THE IRISH nation is beside itself with worry and fear as the full scale of the damage Climate Change can ... -
Largest Tropical Storm Set To Devastate Oh Wait It’s Only India Never Mind
WWN would like to apologise to readers for alarming them with a headline that suggested a huge tropical storm was ... -
Ireland To Be Left In Bowl Of Rice Overnight
IN an unprecedented meteorological experiment, the island of Ireland is to be submerged in a bowl filled with billions of ... -
Public Urged Not To Reheat Pets In Microwave During Cold Snap
A PRESS release from the Department of We Can’t Believe We Have To Say This But has warned the public ... -
Weather To Remain Cold, But Not Cold-Cold
THE latest weather report from Met Éireann has confirmed the nation’s worst fears; that although the next couple of weeks ... -
Met Éireann Confirms It’s Either Storms Or Heatwaves From Now On
MET ÉIREANN has today communicated to the public that Irish weather will consist of either raging storms or unprecedented heatwaves ... -
Galway Baby Born With Gills
EVOLUTION has taken another leap forward, with the announcement that a baby born to an Oranmore couple has been found ... -
Local Psycho Actually Likes Shite Weather
AN APPARENT psychopath has declared his fondness for shite and inclement weather, specifically the horrid unremitting bleakness associated with the ...
