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Councils Roll Out New Bucket Ahead Storm Helene Flood Warning
IRELAND local councils and authorities has begun preparation for Storm Helene which brings threat of flooding, by unveiling a new ... -
4 Ways To Get Around The Hosepipe Ban
AS THE CURRENT nationwide hosepipe ban, which is in place until the end of July, looks like it could be ... -
Selfies With Newly Purchased Ice Creams Up By 768%
ALL MAJOR social media networks have reported a staggering increase in the number of people taking selfies with ice creams, WWN ... -
Local Man Leaves Tap On All Day Out Of Spite
REACTING to continued reports that a hosepipe ban is set to stay in place for the coming days and Ireland ... -
Latest Batch Of HB Ice Creams Transported To Shops Via Armed Guard
DEPARTING from an undisclosed location this afternoon, a line of trucks transporting ice creams exited a top secret HB facility ... -
BREAKING: Ireland To Burst Into Flames Any Minute Now
THE SOARING temperatures occurring as the country descends into a sweaty mess will result in the entirety of Ireland bursting ... -
Man Hay Fever: The Facts
A DEADLY new strain of hay fever is currently gripping the male population of Ireland, with symptoms that are said ... -
WWN Guide To Sleeping In That Heat
AS Ireland’s biannual heatwave continues to bathe the country in temperatures of up to 30 degrees celsius, the Nation once ... -
6 Ways To Prepare Yourself For Soaring Temperatures Next Week
TEMPERATURES are set to hit highs of 29 degrees next week and well, you’re fucked, we’re all fucked. But can ... -
Irish Media Announce Permanent Shift To Just Covering The Weather
THE IRISH media has announced its intention to soon cease all coverage of news, politics, culture, sport, science and fashion ...