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“We’re Free At Last!” Melania & Barron Trump Shout As They Escape White House
SCREAMING joyously at the top of their lungs, mother and son Melania and Barron Trump chimed in unison as they ... -
Fuck! Doonbeg Man Just Bought A New Car And Everything
THE potential end of Donald Trump’s reign as president of the United States couldn’t have come at a worse time ... -
“Biden Just Needs .05% Of Ballots In Capaloola County, Georgia” Confirms Waterford Man As If ...
TAKING to his Twitter personal account which has 37 followers like it was a news bulletin being broadcast live across ... -
“Let’s All Just Calm The Fuck Down,” Screams America
THE United States have been asked to just quieten down for an hour to allow those in charge an opportunity ... -
Trump Emerges From White House In Homemade Armor, Guns Blazing
PRESIDENT Donald Trump’s angry rants about the probable outcome of the US presidential election has been revealed to be a ... -
“It’s A Fraud” Claims World Famous Fraud
DONALD TRUMP, the world’s preeminent expert on perpetrating deception, chicanery and fraud on expectant people has today falsely claimed that ... -
Trump Takes Ball, Goes Home
CURRENT US president Donald Trump has adopted a time-tested and highly effective method of ending a contest before it’s over ... -
Americans Urged To Hide Any Breakables For The Next Few Weeks
AS Walmart stores across America begin to take guns and ammunition off their shelves as a precaution against any potential ... -
“Be Mad Funny Though If He Wins” Confirms Local Man
CHUCKLING to himself at the hilarious overreaction he’s seeing on his social media feeds from friends, and his aunt who ... -
World Watches On, Helpless
“SHIT, buckle up here we go” shared the non-American portion of the world as gluttons for punishment everywhere made the ...
