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Final US Presidential Debate To Be Done In Mime
WITH NEWS that US presidential debate organisers plan on muting candidates’ microphones whenever there’s an interruption, it has now been ... -
Trump Plan To Defeat Biden Lifted Almost Entirely From Plot Of Tango & Cash
“BIDEN and Harris, Harris and Biden” fumed Donald Trump in the back of a stretch limo, driving away from the ... -
List Of Black People Supporting Trump Holds Steady At Kanye, Cosby, Ghost Of Herman Cain
THE decision by Twitter to delete thousands of fake accounts purporting to be black Trump supporters has not deterred the ... -
Everything You Need To Know About Amy Coney Barrett
THE 48-YEAR-OLD judge is currently undergoing a grilling by the US Senate in her confirmation hearing for the US Supreme ... -
The Second Trump-Biden Debate Has Been Cancelled, But Here’s How It Would Have Gone
THE October 15th ‘virtual debate’ between President Donald Trump and Democratic nominee Joe Biden has been called off after Trump ... -
“We Can Do This Together My Pretty” Trump Whispers To Covid-19 Bulge In Neck Before ...
THE handful of White House staffers not yet infected by president Donald Trump expressed new worries about his condition shortly ... -
Trump Can’t Believe 210,000 Losers Lost Their Lives To This Thing
“WHERE AM I? Why brain no sense?” president Donald Trump confirmed in his first address from the Oval Office since ... -
Gold Plated Syringes & Evian Drips: Here’s Everything You Need To Know About Trump’s Treatment
AMERICANS may have had a tough time with Covid-19 but they are are now facing their toughest challenge yet; keeping ... -
A Timeline Of How Trump Contracted Covid-19
IT’S the news that has rocked the world, US president Donald Trump, in the middle of a reelection campaign and ... -
World Tests Negative For Sympathy
UNABLE to stop itself from laughing, the world is celebrating successfully testing negative for sympathy following Donal Trump’s positive Covid-19 ... -
America The Real Losers In First Presidential Debate
REPORTING that they were experiencing the same loud ringing sound in their ears after sitting through all 90 minutes of ... -
Recap: The Highlights From The 1st Trump V. Biden Debate
A CHAOTIC head to head in which, as ever, the sane portion of the American populus was the real loser. ...
