Tag: phone

Very Important Person Walking Quickly While Texting

PEDESTRIANS in the Dublin city area have been put on high alert after reports of a very important person texting furiously while at the same time failing to raise their heads as they pound the pavement, WWN can confirm. Some path-users were initially agitated by 28-year-old marketing executive Simone Henley knocking into their shoulders in… Read more »

Local Man Doesn’t Like Texting, Answering Phone

A HARD to contact Waterford Man has exclusively revealed to WWN that he is incredibly reluctant to answer phone calls or answer texts. Damien Townsend, 33, has developed a pronounced allergy to answering his phone over the past decade often resulting him seeing the name of a friend, family member or co-worker flash up on… Read more »