“YOU haven’t seen them, have ya?” remarked Apple airpods owner Gavin Malley, now resorting to tearing up the floorboards in his home in search of the elusive audio aids which go missing at least 40 times a day. “Fuck sake, I swear I had them a second ago there on the table,” added Malley, running… Read more »
THOUSANDS of Irish people are in dire need of group chat etiquette training according to a new report, which suggests that some users of services such as WhatsApp don’t even know that a ‘thumbs up’ emoji means ‘this conversation is over, please stop texting me’. “Yes, I’ve had this problem before with some of the… Read more »
PEDESTRIANS in the Dublin city area have been put on high alert after reports of a very important person texting furiously while at the same time failing to raise their heads as they pound the pavement, WWN can confirm. Some path-users were initially agitated by 28-year-old marketing executive Simone Henley knocking into their shoulders in… Read more »
A HARD to contact Waterford Man has exclusively revealed to WWN that he is incredibly reluctant to answer phone calls or answer texts. Damien Townsend, 33, has developed a pronounced allergy to answering his phone over the past decade often resulting him seeing the name of a friend, family member or co-worker flash up on… Read more »
WE don’t know who you’re talking to right now, it could be a co-worker, it could be your spouse, it could be the cops. Whomever it is, we’re certain that there’s something much more interesting on your phone. There’s Facebook on your phone. There’s Tinder on your phone. There’s GIFS and memes and wondrous things… Read more »