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Genius New Housing Plan Involves Paying A Fuck Tonne Of Cash To Airbnb Landlords
NEW and prospective home owners, renters, and the homeless have all breathed a sigh of relief after the recently installed ... -
New Housing Minister Sat Down And Told ‘How Things Work Around Here’
AN EXUBERANT and full-of-beans new Minister for Housing Darragh O’Brien has been told to ‘woah up there, pal’ by key ... -
Eoghan Murphy, Simon Harris Spotted Skipping Through Meadow
“ALL weekend long, I’ve just had ‘Fiesta’ by The Pogues playing at full blast” beamed a jubilant Simon Harris, his ... -
Sweating, Desperate Estate Agent Claiming Now’s The Perfect Time To Buy A Home
SORELY missing the once regular easy flow of commission on all house sales, one local estate agent clearly climbing the ... -
Landlord Doesn’t Care You’re Out Of Work, Where’s The Fucking Rent?
ACTING with all the sensitivity of a debt collector at a funeral, local landlord Steven Mongun doesn’t really care if ... -
Covid-19 Appointed Housing Minister After Freezing Rents, Evictions & Securing Beds For Homeless
THE FINE GAEL caretaker government has been praised for fast-tracking the Covid-19 pandemic into the position of Minister for Housing, ... -
Mortgage Applications: Everything You Need
HAD enough of renting? Sick of living with Mum & Dad? Ready to move on with that special someone, or ... -
Couple Looking To Rent Home Spend 250th Consecutive Day Refreshing Property Site
A COUNTY Waterford couple looking to rent a house, flat, garden shed, anything they can get their hands on, have ... -
Number Of Scroungers Pretending They’re Homeless Hits 10,500, Confirms Government
A DISAPPOINTED government has reacted in anger and frustration at the news that the latest figures from their Official Scroungers ... -
Can A New Beard Style Save Eoghan Murphy’s Political Career?
NOT BUILDING houses didn’t do it. Spending hundreds and hundreds of millions of taxpayer’s money in HAP payments to landlords ...
