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Sepp Blatter Announced As New FAI CEO
THE FAI turned to Sepp Blatter after their favoured candidate John Foley, formerly of Athletics Ireland, withdrew himself from consideration ... -
Mourinho Pledges Allegiance To Whatever Club This Is
JOSE Mourinho is said to be looking forward to a season and a half of lucrative employment at Tottenham Hotspur, ... -
Supporters Still Recovering From Shock Of Good Irish Performance
DROVES of Irish fans have reported symptons closely associated with an ‘out of body experience’ following Ireland’s gallant on-the-front-foot performance ... -
Guardiola’s Wife Sick Of Hearing About Handball Decision
AFTER numerous 6-year-old children failed to adequately calm him down by pointing out “it’s only a game of fucking football, ... -
Liverpool Fans Worried This Might All Be A Dream
LEADING the league by 8 points, Everton in the relegation zone, Manchester City losing and Manchester United in a constant ... -
VAR Ruining Game, Say Fans Who Wanted VAR For Years
SPORTS fans are being urged to “pick a fucking lane” after bitter complaints that VAR is ruining games left and ... -
Selfless Delaney Quits FAI Days Before Damaging Audit Published
HALO wearing patron saint of Irish football John Delaney has suddenly resigned from the FAI with immediate effect in the ... -
Missing Man Last Seen Purchasing FIFA 20
A MISSING PERSON’S alert has been issued for a 28-year-old man last seen purchasing the latest edition of the highly ... -
Five-In-A-Row For Ah Who Fucking Cares
THERE were jubilant scenes at Croke Park on Saturday evening following Dublin’s thrilling All-Ireland victory against ah who are we ... -
Parents Threaten To Make Kid Watch Ireland Game If He Doesn’t Behave
WATERFORD schoolkid Brendan Biron is under orders to be on his best behaviour today, under threat of the gravest punishment of ...
