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Eoghan Murphy Worried No One Inept Enough To Replace Him In Dáil
FOLLOWING the sensational news that he is to quit the Dáil, Eoghan Murphy is said to be fretting over his ... -
Murphy Resigns As TD After Achieving Goal Of Turning Dublin Into Tent City
CURRENT worst Minister for Housing in living memory Eoghan Murphy has announced his resignation as TD after achieving what was ... -
Varadkar Agonisingly Close To Making Link Between Economic Hardship For Under 35s & Fine Gael
LEADING robotics and AI engineers in Silicon Valley are said to be closely observing video footage from Dáil Éireann after ... -
Varadkar Has Sleepless Night Over How Much McDonald Is Probably Enjoying This
A FORMAL gardaí investigation being launched into his leaking of confidential documents and the potential destruction of his political career ... -
“Of Course, We’ve Been Battling Insurance Companies For Years” Claims Varadkar As Pearse Doherty Bursts ...
SINN Féin delegates are today wondering if TD Pearse Doherty will ever emerge from his coma after suffering what is ... -
Varadkar Crushes Bone China Teacup Upon Hearing Sinn Féin Poll-Topping News
A NEW opinion poll which showed Sinn Féin as the number one political party in Ireland has caused Tánaiste Leo ... -
“I See Mary Lou McDonald With An AK” Varadkar Tells Psychiatrist
“I SEE a man with a beard, and glasses, surrounded by people in balaclavas” said Leo Varadkar today, after being ... -
Latest Opinion Poll Result Gives SF & FG Supporters Rare Chance To Insult Each Other ...
A NEW opinion poll published in the Business Post on Sunday revealed Sinn Féin have climbed to a record high ... -
Ceann Comhairle Forced To Adjourn Dáil After Government Begin Flinging Faeces At Sinn Féin
DIGGING in with Convention Centre staff while armed with a mop and a bucket, Ceann Comhairle Seán Ó Fearghaíl is ... -
“You Can Fucking Keep It”: Martin Dramatically Hands Taoiseach Role Back To Varadkar
THE government’s ‘revolving Taoiseach’ arrangement has spun its first revolution, with Micheál Martin now ‘more than willing’ to hand it ...