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COVID Accepts Government’s Offer Of Level 3 Restrictions
THE GOVERNMENT’S top negotiators were cracking open the bubbly last night, after successfully talking the Coronavirus from a Level 5 ... -
Taoiseach Replaces Varadkar’s Face Mask With A Muzzle
ROLLING his eyes towards the heavens yet again Taoiseach Micheál Martin has ordered government officials to restrain Tánaiste Leo Varadkar ... -
How To Perform A Government Policy U-Turn
WITH the coalition government confirming that PUP recipients will no longer have their payments cancelled if they are found to ... -
Fine Gael’s Master Plan Of Letting Fianna Fáil & Greens Make Fools Of Themselves Going ...
MACHIAVELLIAN political masterminds Fine Gael are quietly celebrating another recent rise in the opinion polls as their sly plan to ... -
Varadkar Still Turning Around Anytime He Hears Someone Say ‘Taoiseach’
CURRENT Tánaiste Leo Varadkar has been taken aside by Taoiseach Micheál Martin and warned against replying to statements directed at ... -
Voters Pledge To Voluntarily Self-Isolate Themselves From Fianna Fáil & Fine Gael
IRISH VOTERS are taking no precautions after learning that Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael are shaking hands and therefore increasing ... -
“Here’s Leo”
WITH all the elegance and grace of a paraplegic sloth on quaaludes, Taoiseach Leo Varadkar awoke from his post election ... -
Fine Gael Leave Catherine Noone To Guard The Base
FINE GAEL Senator Catherine Noone has been given one of the most important jobs a politician could possibly be given ... -
Maria Bailey Reinstated After Calling Migrants Scum
A DRAMATIC u-turn from the Fine Gael party has seen TD Maria Bailey, recently deselected from the party’s Dun Laoghaire ... -
Fitzgerald’s Career In Tatters After Being Forced To Remain As TD, With Full Ministerial Pension
DISGRACED former Tánaiste Frances Fitzgerald is feeling the full force of the unforgiving nature of Irish politics after being voted ...