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Varadkar Still Turning Around Anytime He Hears Someone Say ‘Taoiseach’
CURRENT Tánaiste Leo Varadkar has been taken aside by Taoiseach Micheál Martin and warned against replying to statements directed at ... -
Voters Pledge To Voluntarily Self-Isolate Themselves From Fianna Fáil & Fine Gael
IRISH VOTERS are taking no precautions after learning that Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael are shaking hands and therefore increasing ... -
“Here’s Leo”
WITH all the elegance and grace of a paraplegic sloth on quaaludes, Taoiseach Leo Varadkar awoke from his post election ... -
Fine Gael Leave Catherine Noone To Guard The Base
FINE GAEL Senator Catherine Noone has been given one of the most important jobs a politician could possibly be given ... -
Maria Bailey Reinstated After Calling Migrants Scum
A DRAMATIC u-turn from the Fine Gael party has seen TD Maria Bailey, recently deselected from the party’s Dun Laoghaire ... -
Fitzgerald’s Career In Tatters After Being Forced To Remain As TD, With Full Ministerial Pension
DISGRACED former Tánaiste Frances Fitzgerald is feeling the full force of the unforgiving nature of Irish politics after being voted ... -
Nation Enters 5th Day Honestly Having No Fucking Clue What Politicians Are Up To
STRUGGLING to keep abreast of all the twist and turns in Ireland’s latest political debacle, the Nation has confessed to ... -
Revealed! Inside The Varadkar/Martin Negotiations
HOW has it come to this? The usual bullshit. Why has it come to this? The usual bullshit. How much ... -
New Poll Figures Reveal Politicians Are A Bunch Of Self-Serving Pricks
A NEW opinion poll has found that Irish politicians are a bunch of self-serving pricks as the country faces a possible Christmas election ... -
Nation Urges FG & FF To Quit This Ross And Rachel Bullshit
HAVING endured nearly a century of ‘will-they, won’t-they’, the Irish public have come forward and pleaded with Fine Gael and ... -
Government To Return Medical Cards In Exchange For Votes
The HSE will now review the process which saw discretionary medical cards revoked from a number of patients with serious ... -
James Reilly Granted Planning Permission For 4th Chin
Under fire Minister for Health James Reilly has been controversially granted permission for what neighbours have called an ‘unnecessary’ and ...
