THERE is no longer a need for people from Dublin to enquire ‘d’you know what I mean?’ at the end of every sentence, after the nation came together to stress that they heard them the first time. “We know what you mean, you don’t have to ask,” came the impassioned plea from the nation, following… Read more »
A LAWLESS land pulled straight from the DVD extras on Mad Max Fury Road, Cherry Orchard in Dublin has become the subject of much speculation and debate. In a bid to provide authorities with sensible long-term solutions to crime in the area, WWN turned to its readers who as always provided expert analysis on the… Read more »
ECOLOGISTS at a secluded habitat observation post in Dublin city were crying tears of joy this morning as two species of local wildlife, long thought to be extinct made an appearance at a famous grazing site, WWN can reveal. “It’s been four years since any skaters have been spotted here,” said Dr Pavel Kilich, binoculars… Read more »
DISASTER struck at the planned opening of Ireland’s first ever LEGO store on Grafton St after structural engineers failed to locate one piece which the LEGO booklet stats should clearly be there but remains missing. Parents queuing outside with their children who they were clearly using as a smokescreen for their own obsession with building… Read more »
AS more and more of Dublin’s bars, nightclubs and cultural hubs continue to close down to make way for hotels and offices, single people have found a new meeting-spot where they can try their hand at finding love; the M50 at rush hour. “It’s summer, it’s hot, we’re all sitting there in gridlock with our… Read more »
BELEAGUERED DUBLIN airport staff are contending with fresh customer dissatisfaction after completely losing track of the airport itself. “It was here just a second ago,” said one staff member, who promised to find Shane Lowry’s missing golf clubs just as soon as they could locate the airport, which up until last night remained in situ…. Read more »
IN A BID to foster the sort of wave of nostalgia that will have people dismissing the reported €3 million cost (rising to €30 million due to unforeseen costs) to keep two glorified toothpicks in the Dublin horizon, there have been calls to bestow the Poolbeg Chimneys with a nickname to rival The Stiffy on… Read more »
THERE were jubilant scenes after Dublin crashed out of the GAA senior football championship at the semi-final stage for the second consecutive year, sparking nationwide celebrations yesterday. “It’s a young squad, they could do three-in-a-row, maybe even four,” said one ecstatic GAA fan, who had to weather a 6-year drought of Dublin victories before the… Read more »
FROM the ‘Time in the Slime’ to the ‘Floozie in the Jacuzzi’, you can’t beat a Dubliner for coming up with a catchy nickname for every new monument or piece of public transport infrastructure that gets put into place around the city. With the Luas already available in ‘Jerry Lee’ and ‘Daniel Day’ varieties, the… Read more »
A DESPERATE two-month long search for a Waterford man has been called off after he was found safe and well in the departure lounge of Dublin Airport, albeit in a confused and weary state. Michael McGannon, 36, had set off for a weekend trip to see friends in Scotland in April of this year, before… Read more »