DUBLIN has been plunged into an apoplectic rage in the wake of the publication of an article by tourism Bible Lonely Planet, WWN understands. The article, which highlights the high cost of Dublin, has drawn criticism for it’s factual content and accuracy. “No one calls Dublin a rubbish infested depression Disneyland but me!” said one… Read more »
IT’S been 10 years since the infamous cries of ‘ah here, leave it out!’ rang through the streets of Dublin and into internet immortality, as an unnamed local woman yelled the soon to be viral catchphrase in a bid to break up a street fight in progress. But whatever happened to this home-town heroine? Let’s… Read more »
WITH planning permission sought for a hotel to be built on the site of Fibber Magee’s beer garden, thousands of Dubliners have called for the historic site to be afforded the special protection and status it deserves. “There is just no way to estimate how many mickey tugs and bean flicks have been administered in… Read more »
A POPULAR Dublin venue was issued with a closure order after evidence of rats and rat droppings were found on its premises however, the venue has appealed the decision by the Food Safety Authority of Ireland. Citing industry wide staffing issues, the popular Pygmalion bar was forced to go full ‘Ratatouille’ and look further afield… Read more »
CAUTIOUS travellers have reported that Dublin Airport seems to be moving smoothly in recent days, with no signs of the recent catastrophic breakdowns in management that lead to queues, delays and missed flights- but not everyone has let their guard down just yet. “I don’t like it, chief,” whispered one frazzled security staff member to… Read more »
A BUSY bank holiday weekend has again highlighted the struggle Dubliners have when it comes to taxis and every other facet of everyday life, with even affordable places to rent now more plentiful than a lift home. “Myself and the girlfriend cry ourselves to sleep every night trying to find a livable one-bed for less… Read more »
THE PROSPEROUS and affluent nation of Ireland, with a GDP larger than the the known universe, is in such a terrible state that those priced out of living here can’t even leave anymore, WWN can report. “I thought leaders in this country telling me to borrow from the Bank of Mom and Dad if banks… Read more »
CONFUSION has broken out at a project tasked with collecting memories of Dublin tenement lifestyles from those who experienced them firsthand after a number of submissions seem to relate to life in the city at this very minute instead. “You see here, we have a handwritten note talking about living 9 to a room, barely… Read more »
MINISTER for Foreign Affairs Simon Coveney has described his visit today to Dublin Airport as ‘harrowing’ and ‘a testament to the strength and resilience of the human spirit’, while on his way to meet Ukrainian government representatives in Kyiv today. The flight from Dublin marks the first time Coveney had visited the war-torn airport since… Read more »
DUBLIN Airport Authority has issued a set of strict guidelines to help ease congestion at security lines, until they can fill the dozens of roles they themselves vacated over the last year. These new rules include: – Passengers should arrive at the airport at an incredibly specific time; not too late, not too early. This… Read more »