DISPLAYING the sort of political acumen that has become synonymous with her party’s handling of Brexit negotiations, British PM Theresa May has explained to Ireland, a sovereign nation entitled to its own opinion on things, to stop being idiotic drunken Paddies and simply do as they are told. Following on from a week in which… Read more »
AS negotiations between Britain and the EU continue to simmer with tension, WWN’s sister publication in the UK, The WWN Mail looks at the exploitative and heartless ways the EU has visited atrocity after atrocity upon the innocent British people who just want to be free of oppressive regulations. Never forget. The WWN Mail is… Read more »
AS news that the once agreed upon agreement to agree to a coalition has once again turned out not to be an agreement at all, an increasingly desperate British PM Theresa May has asked the DUP what height of vertical lift they would prefer her to reach. Becoming short of breath and requiring brief rests,… Read more »
BORIS JOHNSON has put an end to rumours he will seek to oust and replace Prime Minister Theresa May, with the comments coming as he attended his daily knife sharpening class. “There’s no truth to the rumours at all. I’m not in the ‘Boris For PM’ Whatsapp group, oh, and, in fact there is no… Read more »
AS TALKS on forming a minority government continue between the DUP and Tory parties, WWN has obtained an exclusive look at the demands the DUP are making in order to keep Theresa May and her party in power. While negotiations are ongoing, this leaked memo has given British voters and political anoraks around the world… Read more »
REPORTS from several British news outlets have confirmed that the coffin of former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher is in serious need of repair after the corpse occupying the plot became aroused after finally learning of plans by the Conservative party to further consolidate its power in an effort to impose its policies on the… Read more »
BRITAIN has continued to ratchet up its aggressive rhetoric when discussing the non-existent threat to a large rock which juts off the coast of Spain, WWN has learned. Draped in a giant Union Jack while stroking a bulldog in its lap, Britain confirmed it would dedicate all available military resources to defending its claim on… Read more »
AS Ireland, Northern Ireland and the UK continue to be distracted by Brexit and negotiations, headed by Michelle O’Neill and Arlene Foster, to form a new Stormont Assembly, it is believed Sinn Féin President Gerry Adams smuggled the county of Armagh south of the border under the cover of darkness. Placing the 1,326 km² county… Read more »
AS Theresa May’s Conservative government celebrated winning the vote on the Brexit Bill which allows them to enact Article 50, Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn was sadly pictured on opposition benches in the midst of a futile attempt to free himself from a paper bag. Corbyn, the oft maligned leader of the opposition, was said to… Read more »
THE TOPICS for the eagerly awaited meeting between British Prime Minister Theresa May and US President Donald Trump later today have been revealed to the media. Issues of trade, ‘the special relationship’, immigration and Brexit had been expected to form the bulk of subjects up for discussion between the two leaders, however it has now… Read more »