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Apple Airpods User Spends Majority Of Life Trying To Locate Apple Airpods
“YOU haven’t seen them, have ya?” remarked Apple airpods owner Gavin Malley, now resorting to tearing up the floorboards in ... -
The iPhone 12: Here’s What’s Changed
IN an unprecedented move set to send shockwaves through the very fabric of space and time, Apple are set to ... -
“You Can Take Our Fish, Gas & Trees, But You’ll Never Take Our Tax Haven ...
FOLLOWING decades of subservient behaviour towards the EU and agreeing to share its most lucrative of resources, the Republic of ... -
Apple, Google & Facebook Not Named On Latest Tax Defaulters’ List
FOR some unknown reason, global multinationals like Apple, Google & Facebook have failed to make the Revenue’s latest list of ... -
iPhone 11 Review: It’s A Fucking Phone, Sit Down
ALL eyes were on Apple yesterday, when… Christ. Jesus Christ. How many times can we write this same article over ... -
5 iPhone Hacks That Will Change Your Life
GOT an iPhone? They’re pretty handy, right? But did you know that there’s a slew of handy hints and tips ... -
Apple Billionaire Granny Smith Dies, Age 91
Granny Smith, the famed Apple magnate whose fortune is valued at €193 billion has died at the age of 91. ... -
“You’re Supposed To Let Us Do What We Want” Apple Tells Athenry
Expressing their frustration at the fact some Athenry locals failed to understand that when a large multinational company with questionable ... -
Delete Yourself. Now.
Dear Internet user, Please read the following open letter carefully, as this is the only correspondence you’re getting from us. ... -
Ireland To Receive €13bn From Apple After Getting Unlocked By Chinese Guy In Market
THE Irish government will finally be able to collect the €13bn in taxes owed by the Apple corporation, after having ...
