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Rest Of The Nation To Emigrate If Dublin Beat Kerry
With the second All Ireland Football Championship semi-final taking place this weekend Ireland is faced with the possibility of Dublin ... -
Fact: ‘Tyrone Didn’t Want To Win The Sam Anyway’
YESTERDAY’S action in Croke Park saw a triumphant Mayo team march toward the All Ireland football final while the losers, ... -
Wenger Admits To Fear Of Money Phobia
Arsene Wenger was besieged with questions about Arsenal’s prospective transfer targets in the build up to this evening’s crunch European ... -
Breaking News: David Moyes Sacked After Goalless Opening 2 Minutes Against Swansea
Manchester United have bowed to fan pressure by sacking manager David Moyes. The action was taken following United’s failure to ... -
Russia Deny Claims World Championships Look FAB-U-LOUS!
RUSSIAN PREMIER Vladimir Putin has stoutly rejected claims that despite every effort to suppress so-called ‘homosexual propaganda’, the 2014 World ... -
Rooney Takes Out Restraining Order Against Sky Sports News
THE ANGRY and confused Man United player Wayne Rooney has had to take drastic action following a number of disturbing ... -
Everyone Doing ‘The Heffernan’ On The Way To Work
THE NATION has been engulfed in a walking frenzy following a landmark day in Irish sport. Newly crowned World champion ... -
Man United To Bid For 347 Central Midfielders In The Next 24 Hours
COMMUNITY SHIELD victors Manchester United are to step up their chase for a midfielder, any midfielder, by placing bids on ... -
Men To Ignore Women Again Now That The Premiership Is Back
WOMEN the length and breath of the country will be outright ignored by the male population now that they can ... -
Mourinho: “I Won’t Play Mind Games, Or Will I?”
JOSE MOURINHO held court in front of a giddy football press core at one of his last pre-season press conferences ...
