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Tragic News: Prince Andrew In Perfect Health
IF RECENT health revelations pertaining to the royal family wasn’t enough this year already, the Palace has confirmed that brother ... -
Putin Confirms One More Day Of Torture Before ISIS-K Terrorists Admit To Being Ukrainian Special ...
RUSSIAN leader Vladimir Putin has again today insisted that Ukraine played a crucial role in the horrifying terror attack at ... -
Israel Accuses Israel Of Antisemitism For Being Part Of ‘Antisemitic UN’
A FLIGHT bound for New York and filled with Israeli diplomats, which turned back in the direction of Israel after ... -
Starving Gazans Claim Kate Middleton Pictured In Rafah In Desperate Bid For World’s Attention
NOTICING the endless interest and indefatigable passion the media and general public online greet Kate Middleton sightings, starving Gazans have ... -
“No Fucking Way, That’s Mad!” Shocked Putin Can’t Quite Believe Election Victory
“IS THIS A prank broski?” a shocked president Vladimir Putin said to his aides after securing an unprecedented fifth term ... -
“No Worries If Not” Varadkar Bravely Raises Issue Of Gaza With Biden
TAOISEACH LEO Varadkar has gone big in his condemnation of Israel’s actions in Gaza with the small caveat of profusely ... -
“I Just Can’t Be Arsed Anymore” Says Pyjama Wearing Kate Smoking A Fag Outside Adelaide ...
“I’VE IT up to my tits now with this royal crap, I just can’t be arsed anymore,” Kate Middleton told ... -
IDF Clears Itself Of Wrongdoing For 27,677th Day In A Row
FOLLOWING a thorough examination of all available evidence there was widespread relief as IDF spokesperson Daniel Hagari has confirmed the ... -
Family On Benefits Refusing To Work
A BRITISH family reliant on benefits all their lives have begun refusing to work despite earning millions of pounds leeching ... -
US Calls For Gaza Ceasefire To Allow Time To Manufacture More Weapons To Sell Israel
DESPERATELY trying to keep up with Israel’s demand for weapons to annihilate the Palestinian people, the US has graciously asked ...
