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Trump Diverts Ukrainian Military Aid To Russia
JUST A DAY after labeling Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky a dictator, US president Donald Trump has announced the redirecting of ... -
“Hey, You’re Making It Way Too Fucking Obvious” Putin Warns Trump
WHILE everything Vladimir Putin pinned up on his 2025 vision board in his Kremlin office may be coming true, the ... -
Sex Worker In Riyadh With Hint Of Russian Accent Probably Nothing To Worry About, Thinks ...
TAKING A WELL earned break from carving up Ukraine for the benefit of his boss and his boss’s boss, one ... -
Musk & Putin Apply For Joint Custody Of Donald Trump
A WASHINGTON judge has praised the two people at the centre of a custody battle after they defied the stereotypical ... -
Zelensky Yearns For Good Old Days When He Simply Played Piano With Penis For A Living
UKRAINIAN President Volodymyr Zelensky looked vacantly through a sea of international press photographers and journalists yearning for days gone by ... -
“Everyone Different To Us Must Die, Daddy” Musk’s Adorable Interaction With Son
“I WANT them all dead, daddy, everyone different to us must die,” Elon Musk’s adorable son, X, yelled sparking waves ... -
“Make Sure It’s Skinny This Time, Don” Musk Denies Hostile Takeover, Sends Trump On Coffee Run
“THE last one was cold… and make sure it’s skinny this time, Don. Now where was I? Ah, yes… uh, ... -
Musk Denies Newest Neuralink Brain Chip Recipient Displaying Increasingly Erratic Behaviour
“WILL LOOK into it” read the tweet from Elon Musk, owner of brain chip implant firm Neuralink, after employees reported ... -
Religion Was A Mistake, Admits God
GOD ALMIGHTY has made the sensational admission that religion, whether organised or individual worship ‘was a mistake’. Many have speculated ... -
“Now Is Not A Time For Grieving, Now Is The Time To Find Someone To ...
US PRESIDENT Donald Trump has confirmed that in the wake of a plane and helicopter collision over Washington DC which ...
