Religion Was A Mistake, Admits God

GOD ALMIGHTY has made the sensational admission that religion, whether organised or individual worship ‘was a mistake’.

Many have speculated that what has led to this stunning development was the assassination in Sweden of Christian Iraqi refugee turned atheist Salwan Momika, who had previously burned multiple Korans, however, others put it down to ‘the innumerable bat-shit insane’ things people do in his or religion’s name.

“Whose bright fucking idea was this?” said God at a sparsely attended press conference, initially trying to distance himself from being the source of the creation of all humanity and driving force behind the creation of religion.

“Sending out various prophets with minor quibbles and differences probably not the wisest decision I’ve ever made,” added God, who still ranks USB sticks that don’t insert on the first go as his most misguided creation.

God also confirmed that just because Buddhism, Confucianism, Taoism, and Jainism don’t worship him doesn’t get off taking any of the blame.

“I’m strongly considering appearing in a vision to all mankind to tell them I, along with my affiliates and subsidiary entities, do not exist. That’ll stamp out this stuff once and for all,” added a tired looking God, taking an extra long drag from a cigarette.