Musk Denies Newest Neuralink Brain Chip Recipient Displaying Increasingly Erratic Behaviour

“WILL LOOK into it” read the tweet from Elon Musk, owner of brain chip implant firm Neuralink, after employees reported one of the company’s test subjects acting increasingly erratic.

“It’s actually horrifying and sad to watch in equal measure, the implanting of the Neuralink brain chip hasn’t helped the recipient, who was in clear cognitive decline to begin with, in fact he’s gotten worse,” one scientist at the firm said of test subject Donald Trump.

Troubling behaviour such as believing he owns Greenland and the Panama canal, and celebrating Mexico and Canada agreeing to border security measures they had already announced during Joe Biden’s term in office like it was a huge victory for him are just some of the examples given by Neuralink scientists.

“It’s fine really. We’re currently going through a debugging process, but no matter what we try he’s still doing crazy stuff like letting a billionaire run the country, and announcing plans to commit crimes against humanity in Gaza via ethnic cleansing,” confirmed Musk once he assessed the test subject.

“OK so maybe we’re, eh, seeing huge shifts in personality. Before the chip went in, he hated foreigners, but now he’s letting an immigrant take over the running of the government. Concerning, 🤔” Musk finally admitted.

UPDATE: Defenders of the test subject suggested that if he was really so badly affected by the Neuralink chip, then how come he was able to drive down the price of groceries and stopped the Ukraine war on ‘day one’ as promised.

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