Tusla Take Child Into Custody After Parents Dress Child In Man United Jersey

THE CHILD and family agency Tusla has been praised for taking a child into custody who was forced to wear a Manchester United jersey, WWN can exclusively reveal.

“You cannot deliberately set your child up to be the target of bullies, who would find such horrid attire irresistible to mock,” explained one child psychologist, who said a 6-year-old child’s treatment at the hands of his Dublin parents was one of the worst cases he has ever dealt with.

The intervention by Tusla is seen as a somewhat cynical attempt to improve their reputation amongst the public, nevertheless the decision to take the child from their parents has been roundly praised.

“Now’s not the time to bring up the failures of Tusla, praise should be given when something praiseworthy has been done,” said one man in his early 20s who bares the scars of going through a similar ordeal in his own childhood.

Further, truly twisted details have emerged after WWN can confirm the child’s father had intended to force the child to board a plane to Manchester and sit for several hours in a stadium to watch the Premier League team.

“Sometimes I think this broken system we have renders it impossible for us to make a difference but knowing we prevented this poor kid from witnessing a 3-1 loss to Brentford or a 1-0 drubbing by Southampton makes this job worthwhile,” said one emotional Tusla worker.

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