Local Man Going To Show New Rural Speed Limits Who’s Boss

THROBBING with incalculable levels of anger at news of impending reductions in speed limits on some rural roads, local man Micheal Durnane has stated that if speed limit signs think they can tell him what to do they’ve another thing coming.

“On my local roads? What are they trying to say, that I don’t know how to drive on them?” Durnane raged, from a stool in his local pub he’ll be driving home from in four pints’ time.

Durnane noted that while it makes sense for some people to observe speed limits such as young people, however he feels it’s verging on insanity to suggest this needs to apply across the board to diligent drivers like himself.

“I know these roads so I’ll keep doing 80 to 100 not 60! I know when you come out beyond McCormicks house there’s that hedge that is half on the road so you need to swerve into the middle of the road a bit, and then swerve back cus of the pothole the size of a small country. But the authorities think they can dictate to me?” Durnane continued to murmurs of agreement.

In an effort to really make his point clear to the powers that be, Durnane has vowed to fill up his car with a full tank and spend the rest of the evening driving up and down boreens in his areas and observing the previous speed limits.

“No one tells me what I can and can’t do,” confirmed Durnane, whose car will get into a disagreement with a stone wall some time over the weekend.

Elsewhere, authorities have confirmed speed limits will be further reduced by one kilometre every time someone suggests trying to actually enforcing pre-existing speed limits instead.

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