Trump Diverts Ukrainian Military Aid To Russia

JUST A DAY after labeling Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky a dictator, US president Donald Trump has announced the redirecting of all ongoing military aid Ukraine is in receipt of, diverting it to Russia instead.

“Our military is spending $44 trillion a day on condoms for Zelensky, who as we all know, is America’s greatest enemy. I say put that money into the trusted hands of a real friend, Vladimir Putin” announced Trump in an all-caps post on social media, as all US policy is formally announced these days.

With the Russian ruble halved in value in a decade, interest rates at 21%, electricity cost up 250%, $600bn of their assets held abroad frozen and 40% of all government spending going on the war, many see Putin’s recent efforts at securing a peace deal with the US as a last ditch attempt to avert economic disaster in Russia.

All the more reason the injection of military aid has been defended by Russian bot accounts with American flags in their X profiles; calling the move a sober, common sense move that brings an end to the madness of DEI.

“It brings me to tears when you see Russian prisons emptied out and those men sent to die on the front lines, we could be giving Russia HAWK defence systems and munitions, to push back this unjust invasion by Ukraine, which as you know, started the war” said Trump, outlining his rationale for the latest move.

“Everybody is saying it; Ukraine is Marv and Harry AKA the Wet Bandits from Home Alone, I preferred the sequel, and Putin is the resourceful and adorable Macaulay Culkin who using only his wits and tricks defends his home, a real underdog story” continued Trump with no sign of anyone in his administration willing to correct him.

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