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‘Too Cold To Leave Warm Bed To Take Pee’, Confirms Hungover Waterford Man
A HUNGOVER Waterford man said today that it is ‘too cold to leave his warm bed to take a pee’, ... -
‘Shower Of Fucking Cunts’ Behind Flag Protests, Finds PSNI Report
A POLICE report into the ongoing rioting in Belfast has found that a ‘shower of fucking cunts’ are behind the ... -
Elderly Under Home Attack Will Just Have To ‘Man The Fuck Up’, Insists Government
THE GOVERNMENT insisted earlier that elderly people who come under attack in their homes will just have to ‘man the ... -
Irish Judicial System Admits To Using Magic 8 Balls To Decide Sentencing
MINISTER for Justice Alan Shatter has made calls for an inquiry today after it was revealed the majority of Irish ... -
Irish Humpback Whales ‘Just Showing Off Now’, Say Researchers
THE IRISH Marine Institute has confirmed today that humpback whales off the islands south coast are ‘just showing off now’. ... -
Thousands Expected To Celebrate Enda Kenny ‘European Of The Year’ Tomorrow In Waterford
THOUSANDS of Waterford residents are expected to line the city streets to celebrate Taoiseach Enda Kenny’s ‘European of The Year’ ... -
“We Will Stop At Nothing To Do Nothing For Waterford” Promises Government
TAOISEACH Enda Kenny today insisted that the Government will stop at nothing to do nothing for Waterford. The oldest city in ... -
Phil Hogan: Waterford ‘Town’ Council To Be Out-Sourced To India
THE MINISTER for the Environment Phil Hogan announced today that Waterford ‘town’ council is to be out-sourced to India in a radical new ... -
Fears Grow As Half A Million Irish Hold Violent Protest In Capital Over Bacon Shortage
UP TO 500,000 angry Irish citizens took to the streets of Dublin today in protest of a possible bacon shortage ... -
Electric Ireland: Price Hikes Unavoidable As ‘Electricity Pole Crops’ Fall Victim To Wet Summer
ENERGY provider Electric Ireland (formally ESB) announced today that a new 6% increase in electricity prices was ‘unavoidable’ due to a ...
