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Sarcastic Pictures Of Over-Turned Furniture Likely Following Irish Earthquake, Warn Seismologists
SEISMOLOGISTS have warned that hundreds of sarcastic internet memes depicting over turned furniture are expected over the next couple of ... -
‘I Only Go Into Xtravision To Get Movie Download Ideas’, Admits Waterford Man
A COUNTY Waterford man admitted today that he only goes into Xtravision to get movie download ideas. Adrian Kehoe told ... -
Latest Missing Teen Definitely On The Session Somewhere, Says Everybody
IRELAND’S latest missing teen is definitely on the session somewhere after the long bank holiday weekend, according to everyone today. ... -
Limerick School Calls For Lunchtime Ban On Triangular-Cut Sandwiches Following Stabbing Incident
A LIMERICK secondary school has called for a lunchtime ban on all triangular-cut sandwiches from its grounds following a stabbing incident in ... -
Call-Centre Employee ‘Devastated’ As Aunt From England Dies Third Time This Year
WATERFORD CALL-CENTRE employee Richard Jones is said to be devastated today after his aunt from England died for a third time this ... -
Predator Neighbour Groomed Vulnerable Dog (6) To ‘Give Him The Paw’
A MIDDLE-AGED Lietrim man has been branded a ‘sick and evil predator’ by his neighbours for grooming their 6-year-old dog into giving ... -
‘What Exactly Is Seasonal Weather Then?’, Asks Everybody
THE ENTIRE Irish nation was left bewildered today after numerous news reports claimed the current trend of bad weather was ... -
‘I’ll Probably Find Some Door Work In Town Or Something’, Says Retired Garda Station
A COUNTY WATERFORD Garda station said today that it will probably ‘find some door work in town or something’ following ... -
The ‘Viper’ Foley Maybe Drafted In To Collect Outstanding Property Tax, Warns Hogan
MINISTER for the Environment Phil Hogan has said today the Government may draft in the ‘Viper’ Foley’ to pursue all ... -
Family’s Shame As Criminal Shot Dead In Pub Never Once Made The Sunday World
A NORTH DUBLIN city family have voiced their shame today after criminal relative, Derek ‘ninja’ Mahony, was shot dead before ...
