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Toddlers Were Only Having A Cigarette Break, Says Crèche
MANAGEMENT AT THE Giraffe crèche in Stepaside in south Dublin said the two toddlers, who left the facility by themselves yesterday, were ... -
Ex-Anglo Boss David Drumm Wins Euromillions Jackpot Worth €94mn
FORMER CHIEF executive of Anglo Irish bank David Drumm successfully matched five numbers, plus the two lucky stars, to share ... -
“There Are Some Seriously Ugly looking Motherfuckers living On This Island.”: Michelle Obama
THE AMERICAN first lady, Michelle Obama, said on her arrival today that there are some seriously ugly looking motherfuckers living ... -
“We’ll Milk Another Good Fifty Years Out Of JFK Visit” Predicts Fáilte Ireland
THE IRISH TOURIST board predicted today it will milk another good fifty years out of the John F Kennedy’s visit in ... -
Calls For Reform After Passenger Fails To Thank Driver While Getting Off Bus
WATERFORD bus drivers called for a reform of bus rules and regulations today after a Dublin man failed to thank ... -
Waterford City Taxi Driver Claims He’ll Be ‘Busy Enough later On’
A WATERFORD CITY taxi driver made claims today that he’ll be ‘busy enough later on’ and said he will probably ... -
Wanker Couple Planning To Let Children Run Around Pub For A Bit This Weekend
A WANKER couple said they are planning to let their three young children run around a Waterford pub this coming ... -
Sarcastic Pictures Of Over-Turned Furniture Likely Following Irish Earthquake, Warn Seismologists
SEISMOLOGISTS have warned that hundreds of sarcastic internet memes depicting over turned furniture are expected over the next couple of ... -
‘I Only Go Into Xtravision To Get Movie Download Ideas’, Admits Waterford Man
A COUNTY Waterford man admitted today that he only goes into Xtravision to get movie download ideas. Adrian Kehoe told ... -
Latest Missing Teen Definitely On The Session Somewhere, Says Everybody
IRELAND’S latest missing teen is definitely on the session somewhere after the long bank holiday weekend, according to everyone today. ...
