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Parents Urged To Check Underneath Children’s Beds For Roma Gypsies
GARDAI are urging parents of small children to check underneath their beds for Roma gypsies, before putting them down for ... -
Buckfast For Sale In Shop Is No Reflection On The Area, Insists Delusional Shop Keeper
WATERFORD CITY shop-owner Kevin Keenan insisted today that just because he stocks buckfast in his store, doesn’t mean the area ... -
Larry Murphy Welcomes Gilligan Heat
CONVICTED RAPIST Larry Murphy said he more than welcomes the Garda attention on John Gilligan this week, stating it takes ... -
“Now I’ll Finally Get To Watch Season Finale Of Friends”: John Gilligan
IRISH CRIMINAL John Gilligan said today he can’t wait to go home to watch the season finale of Friends later ... -
No Fowl Play As Offaly Gardai Believe 22 Dead Ducks Was Suicide Pact
GARDAI IN county Offaly believe there was no fowl play in today’s discovery of twenty two dead ducks earlier, stating ... -
HSE Announces 3,000 New JobBridge Placements For Junior Doctor Positions
THE Health Service Executive has announced 3,000 new JobBridge vacancies today for unemployed people looking to gain work experience in ... -
Study Shows Some Thick Cunts Emigrated Too
THE CENTRAL Statistics Office’s figures reveal over 200,000 people have emigrated since the economic crisis of 2008. Hot on the ... -
‘Stuffed’ Shergar Found In Sitting Room Of McFeely Home
CHAMPIONSHIP RACEHORSE Shergar has been found stuffed in Tom McFeely’s home earlier today. A Garda source confirmed the Criminal Assets Bureau (CAB) ordered ... -
Students Devastated At Thought Of Teachers Strike
STUDENTS have expressed their utter devastation at the possibility of an upcoming teaching strike. The keen learners ranging in age ... -
Irish Nurses Hope To Break Guinness World Record For Stomach Pumping This Arthur’s Day
Nurses working in A&E at St Vincent’s hospital in Dublin are excited by the prospect of becoming world record breakers ...
