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FINANCIAL: Local Man Finally Spends Communion Money
THE NASDAQ rose four points this morning, after Waterford man Seamus Dineen finally broke into the lump sum he accrued ... -
Panama Papers Found Decomposing In Suitcase In The Thames
A GRISLY scene unfolded in central London today as police recovered the decomposing pages of the Panama Papers which were ... -
Lucky Bastard Has Accident At Work That Wasn’t His Fault
ONE jammy warehouse manager hit the jackpot this week, after being rammed from behind by a forklift in an incident ... -
Bertie Ahern As Surprised As Anyone He’s Not On Panama Papers List
A VISIBLY relieved Bertie Ahern has admitted he is as surprised as anyone to find his name is not one ... -
Like Omega 3? Omega 4 Will Blow Your Fucking Mind
THE latest fish-based oil from the renowned Omega corporation is promising increased heart benefits, faster connectivity to the life around ... -
Lynx Admit They’ll Never Top Africa
IN A poignant press release, the creators of Lynx deodorant have admitted that they’ll never top the smell of their ... -
Denis O’Brien Warned That He May Suffer Withdrawal Symptoms If He Doesn’t Sue Someone Soon
BELOVED business tycoon Denis O’Brien has been advised by medical practitioners that he should sue someone as early as possible, ... -
Tampons Recalled After Failing Kitesurfing Test
FEMIPAX, a leading manufacturer of feminine sanitary products, has been forced to pull their line of tampons from supermarket shelves ... -
Everyone To Strike For Better Wages Now The Good Times Are Back
AFTER the successful recovery of the Irish economy, highlighted extensively by the Labour-Fine Gael coalition over the last 24 months, ... -
“We’ll Continue Crashing Into Cars Until Our Demands Are Met” – Warn LUAS Drivers
COMMUTERS in Dublin were left fearing for their lives this afternoon after yet another LUAS attack on a city centre ...