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Davos Billionaires Unveil Statue Of Beloved Friend Jeffrey Epstein
AFTER spending much of the week pretending to give a shit about what Greta Thunberg had to say about the ... -
“We Only Hack People, Not Phones”
CHUCKLING with the sort of sociopathic remove required to be a member of the ruling family of a country that ... -
New Service Pretends To Be You For Xmas So You Don’t Have To See Your ...
A COMPANY new to the Irish market is offering a service, which involves sending a doppleganger home in your place ... -
Local Man Still Calls It ‘Hailo’
DESPITE the rapid advance of time, the accumulation of new experiences and the erosion of old memories one local Dublin ... -
Beef Dispute Solved After Taoiseach Does The Hucklebuck
SHOWCASING his deft interpersonal skills which sees him easily break through barriers and cross all divides based around political, religious, ... -
Farmer In Tractor Only Getting Back From Protest Now
HOLDING up a long stream of traffic and travelling at a painful 34 kilometers per hour, local farmer Danny Rice ... -
Lucky Us! We’ve Been Paid To Tell You About These Black Friday Offers
WE ARE positively JAZZED to bring you an article about the must have Black Friday offers you’d only be interested ... -
Drug Cartel Hiring Extra Staff For Busy Christmas Period
THERE was good news on the employment front today, after a notorious Dublin drug cartel announced that it would be ... -
How To Tell If Two Of Your Co-Workers Are Riding
WITH no laws currently in place to make it compulsory for people who work together to declare their ‘office romances’, ... -
Brave John Lewis Xmas Ad Tackles Far-Right Xenophobia & Fascism
WITH ITS ‘Excitable Edgar’ ad John Lewis has abandoned cynically ‘soppy ads’ used to get the public to buy things ...
