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Strategic Mid Afternoon Nap Completely Misjudged By Man Now Even More Tired & Groggy
EMERGING BLEARY-EYED from a strategic nap that has been deeply miscalculated, local man Tom Feeney is even more foggy of ... -
“Sorry, I Butt-Dialled The Emergency Shutdown Code” Microsoft CEO
MICROSOFT CEO Satya Nadella has apologised profusely today after apparently butt-dialling the company’s emergency shutdown code this morning sparking mayhem ... -
“I Want You Think Of Us As A Family Here” Says Boss Who Must Treat ...
A LOCAL businessman has sent a chilling message to the staff working at his two restaurants, threatening to treat them ... -
L-Plate On Aer Lingus Plane Probably Nothing To Worry About
AER LINGUS cabin crew have reassured passengers that everything is fine and not to worry about the large L-plate on ... -
Co-Worker Always Making Sure To Chime In On Meetings With Point You Already Made
ALWAYS prompt, always willing to voice his opinion and always just a repeat of what was just fucking said by ... -
Irish Charity Embroiled In ‘Correctly Spending Donations’ Scandal
AN IRISH charity has become embroiled in a scandal which has seen it accused of ‘enhancing the sector’s reputation’ after ... -
HR Ask Worker Sobbing In Office Bathroom To Keep The Noise Down
HR PERSONNEL at McAdam & Sons have appealed to office worker Victoria Baggin, currently sobbing in the office bathroom, to ... -
Jesus Is Great & All But He Wouldn’t Last A Second Working Retail
NEW RESEARCH has found consensus among Irish retail workers when it comes to their appraisal of Jesus Christ, the Son ... -
Sighting Of Ireland’s First Cyber Truck Turns Out To Be Spray Painted Skip
CAR ENTHUSIASTS were left disappointed after a sighting of what was believed to be Ireland’s first Cyber Truck turned out ... -
Gen Z Workers Only Capable Of Operating In One Gear, Finds Report
A NEW study into the capability of gen-Z workers has found 99% of them are only able to operate at ...
