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Jesus Is Great & All But He Wouldn’t Last A Second Working Retail
NEW RESEARCH has found consensus among Irish retail workers when it comes to their appraisal of Jesus Christ, the Son ... -
Sighting Of Ireland’s First Cyber Truck Turns Out To Be Spray Painted Skip
CAR ENTHUSIASTS were left disappointed after a sighting of what was believed to be Ireland’s first Cyber Truck turned out ... -
Gen Z Workers Only Capable Of Operating In One Gear, Finds Report
A NEW study into the capability of gen-Z workers has found 99% of them are only able to operate at ... -
Probe Due After Boeing Planes Found To Be Made Entirely Of Recycled Toilet Paper
AIRLINE regulators across the world have launched a probe into plane manufacturer Boeing after it was revealed their aircrafts were ... -
Sony Launch PlayStation 10 Out Of Fucking Nowhere
SKIPPING four models in a bid to get ahead of any competition, Sony has announced it is to release PlayStation ... -
“6am Closing Times Could Mean Young People Might Enjoy Themselves” Warn TDs
FINE GAEL TDs have urged Taoiseach-in-waiting Simon Harris to scrap the nonsense late licensing law legislation aimed at growing the ... -
Meet The Binmen Making Millions From Returning Your Recyclable Containers
PULLING up to a local housing estate in a Lamborghini refuse truck, binmen Derek Maher and Niall Rogers rubbed their ... -
Boeing Share Price Rises On News They’re Ruthless Enough To Potentially Murder Whistleblowers
FOLLOWING the news that Boeing whistleblower and former-quality manager John Barnett died in mysterious circumstances, days after giving damaging evidence ... -
“Pints?” Bin Reminder Texts Out Of Nowhere
DECIDING to finally take the plunge and bring customer relations to a whole new level, customers of local refuse company ... -
Poverty Tips From Kellogg’s Boss Gary Pilnick
WIDELY criticised for his suggestion that consumers beat the rising in cost of living and food prices by simply having ...









