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Sinn Féin & DUP’s Pledge To Honour Legacy Of John Hume Expected To Last 5 ...
AS THE CITY of Derry marked the funeral of John Hume yesterday and amidst the outpouring of emotion and gratitude ... -
Local Man Afraid To Watch Cricket In Case He Likes It
THE ongoing series of test matches between England and Pakistan is of no interest to 7-year-old James O’Brien, who is ... -
The Pros & Cons Of Keeping Pubs Closed
THE TAOISEACH made the reluctant decision to delay the reopening of pubs for at least another 3 weeks, prompting auld ... -
“We Didn’t Have Any Of This Covid-19 Enforced Skype Sex Fingering Nonsense When We Were ...
THE HSE’s timely advice for sexually active people during the pandemic has been met with harsh criticism by 76-year-old WWN ... -
Queen Reads Prince Andrew Sexual Allegations Without Flicker Of Emotion
THE Queen has expressed her disappointment after reading an account of the sexual allegations against her son Prince Andrew, stating ... -
Teacher Already Knows Which Snotty Kid Is Going To Give Her Coronavirus
“I CAN’T believe I stayed under lockdown for five long months and now I’m probably going to be brought down ... -
Nation Beginning To Regret Basing Entire Economy On The Absolute Craic
“WE as a nation have become way too dependent on being gas bastards, and our unwillingness to adapt to a ... -
Daily Covid Briefings To Start Releasing The Number Of Deceased Businesses
WITH the number of human fatalities thankfully dwindling day-by-day, Ireland’s daily covid-19 briefings will now count the daily number of ... -
Archaeologists Discover Fuck All
A TEAM of Waterford based archaeologists excavating what was believed to be a stone age settlement in Portlaw have stated ... -
“I’m Going To Have A Shower But Not Wash My Hair,” Informs Wife
WATERFORD woman Deirdre McKane has updated her husband Eoghan Muldoon of her plans to ‘jump in for a quick shower’ ...
