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“Few Round Here Could Do With That Conservatorship,” States Local Dad
THE harrowingly restrictive controls placed on pop icon Britney Spears ‘wouldn’t go astray’ on some of the young ones who ... -
List Of People Who Definitely Didn’t Kill Themselves Getting Longer
AFTER being uninstalled in prison at the age of 75 after Spanish authorities had had enough of their free trial, ... -
It’s The DWWNERU (Daily WWN Euros Round Up)
A BITTERLY disappointing batch of games only saw 18 goals across 4 games. In truth, the day’s action saw more ... -
“You Ride A Dozen Sheep & You Unfairly Gain A Reputation”
“THESE belittling stereotypes are too easily thrown about rural people, it’s hateful,” said local man Bernie McDormand, serial sheep botherer. ... -
Traffic Chaos As Dozens Of Protesting Fishermen Take To Dublin Streets
GARDAÍ are warning Dublin motorists to avoid the city centre at all costs after dozens of fishing vessels suddenly took ... -
Boss Would Rather Watch His Parents Riding Than Give Employees 4-Day Working Week
TRYING to nip any talk of a 4-day working week from employees in the bud after news of government support ... -
School Report Just Gonna Come Out And Say It: Your Kid Is A Lazy Little ...
FEELING no need to sugar-coat things any longer, the teacher of 9-year-old Phillip Dunlan has given the youngster both barrels ... -
Debt Collectors Finally Catch Up With Man Who Still Owes €12 In Xtra-vision Late Fees
THE LONGEST outstanding debt Brogan Debt Collectors had failed to collect is finally within their grasp as a crack team ... -
It’s The DWWNERU (Daily WWN Euros Round Up)
CRASHING OUT in a 3-1 loss, Scotland endured the sort of disappointment in a major tournament Ireland would sell their ... -
Man Delighted, Angry, Delighted, Angry, Delighted, Angry He Invested Savings In Cryptocurrency
LOCAL MAN Brian Curley has been experiencing a constant state of deeply contrasting and fluctuating emotions since investing his life ...
