Tornado Drops House On Katie Hopkins

BRITISH journalist and television personality Katie Hopkins has been rushed to hospital, following a freak incident in which a house was dropped on her.

Hopkins, a divisive figure in the media following years of being an outright bitch, is said to be in critical condition after rescue teams dug her out from under the wreckage of the two storey farmhouse.

Details are unclear at the moment as to where the house came from, with many eyewitnesses claiming it was carried into London by a massive tornado.

Upon hearing that Hopkins had been involved in a dreadful accident, emergency services took their time getting to the scene before finding the outspoken celebrities feet sticking out from under the house.

“We were the first emergency responders to the scene, where a large party involving singing and dancing was breaking out,” said Frank Henning, one of the paramedics who attended the scene.

“I can honestly say I’ve never seen anything like it. It was an entire house, which just fell out of the sky and smashed Ms. Hopkins underneath it. She was pretty badly injured and is currently in a coma, which means Twitter will have a few less hateful, trying-to-be-controversial postings for several months at least”.

As Hopkins battled for her life in a London hospital, her sister from Bristol appeared on radio later in the day to swear vengeance on whoever was responsible for the incident.