THE hunt for the new Garda Commissioner is to be televised on RTÉ later this …
SPEAKING exclusively to WWN, renowned fighter pilot and legendary smuggler Chewbacca has opened up for the first time about the death of his close friend, Captain Han Solo. “PPPPRRRRRROWWWWWW” mused Chewbacca, sipping on a jar of blue milk and staring out over the waters off the shore of Ahch-To, where he’s currently on a secret… Read more »
SOCIAL media lit up like a Christmas tree this morning after an absolute edge-lord at Electric Picnic became the first reveller of the weekend to have his photo taken with an on-duty guard. Daily Edge.ie devoted no fewer than 15 articles to the monumental meeting between Jack Kinsella, 24, and one of the hundreds of… Read more »
THE owner of a camper van heading to Electric Picnic is set to really rub it in the faces of his fellow festival-goers who have to make do with tents they bought in Aldi for 15 euro, WWN confirm. With torrential rain expected for the three-day event, Westmeath native Sean Hanlon will enjoy the luxury… Read more »
“THIS might actually be the single smartest thing anyone has ever done in history,” said Electric Picnic ticket holder Paul Kavanagh last week, as he covertly distributed over 100 cans of beer around the Stradbally field where the festival is set to take place. Kavanagh, 32, devised his plan after securing tickets to the three… Read more »
NIGEL Clarke’s neighbours would describe the 57-year-old accountant as a normal man was it not for the fact he built a Game of Thrones spoiler-proof bunker 20 feet beneath his Devonshire home 3 years ago where he has resided ever since, isolated from his family and the outside world. “I used to just shout at… Read more »
US PRESIDENT Donald Trump’s Twitter account has yet again been the source of much anger and outrage after the billionaire began tweeting Game of Thrones spoilers hours before the highly anticipated final episode of season 7 began airing in the US and around the world on Sunday evening. Inheriting a custom started under his predecessor,… Read more »
STATE broadcaster RTE has finally announced the highlights of its TV schedule for the coming autumn/winter season, after keeping millions of Irish viewers waiting in suspense. The press release, which was delivered by veteran Gay Byrne on top of a podium outside the station to an adoring crowd, touted “over 60 new shows and series across factual,… Read more »
KERRY presenter Dáithí Ó Sé has been airlifted to the Mater hospital in Dublin after he was found slumped over in his Tralee hotel room, where sources claim the RTE personality succumbed to an overdose of craic, after being on the wagon for nearly a year. Ó Sé, notorious for his craic dependency, was spotted… Read more »
THOUSAND’S of country music fans flocked to Dublin Castle today to watch singer Daniel O’Donnell officially hand over his testicles to Nathan Carter in a moving ceremony, WWN can reveal. Standing in front of a sea of blue-rinsed hair, Mr. O’Donnell was cheered by audience members as he gently passed his successor his genitalia, hinting… Read more »
