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Signs You’re An NPC
IF YOU didn’t know that NPC stands for ‘non-player character’ then it’s not looking good for you right out of ... -
Obsessive & Deranged Person To Interview Real Life ‘Martha’ From Baby Reindeer
THERE ARE fears for the safety of the woman who is the purported inspiration for ‘Martha’ from Netflix hit Baby ... -
Johnny Logan Sacrificed In Satanic Ritual Ahead Of Bambi Thug Eurovision Performance
FRIENDS, family members and fans of two-time winner of the Eurovision Johnny Logan paid their respects today after the 69-year-old ... -
5 Celebrity ‘Ros Na Rún’ Cameos We Want To See Next
CONAN O’BRIEN’S cameo appearance on Ros na Rún as a money-hungry balloon salesman with a horrifyingly pale complexion and insultingly ... -
Author Man Claims To Have Read Dies, Age 77
MILD PANIC has set in for Dublin man Fionn Daley after the death of Paul Auster at 77, the American ... -
Billie Eilish Announces Plan To Bankrupt Local Father Of Three Teenage Girls
DEVASTATING news has reached midlands father-of-three teenage girls Peter McNamara in the form of a new Billie Eilish tour hitting ... -
Man Who Received “Really, No Explanation After 6 Years Together?” Text From Ex Can Relate ...
“I COULDN’T get past the first episode, I was so freaked out, it was basically my life,” confirmed local man ... -
Music Critic Under Police Protection After Giving Negative 9.9/10 Review To New Taylor Swift Album
A MEMBER of the music press is said to be fearing for their lives after becoming the target of threats ... -
Joking During A Sad Movie Scene To Stop Yourself From Crying, A Guide
SHOWING your capable of emotion and empathy is probably one of the weakest things you can do as a human ... -
Gay Incel’s Christmas Comes Early With Release Of New Joker Trailer
THE NICHE community of gay incels are reportedly lost in a cacophony of exuberant bitterness at the sight of a ...