POP queen Beyoncé welcomed the arrival of her twins yesterday, giving birth in a specially-built recording booth/ delivery ward to capture her moans and cries during labour for use on her upcoming album ‘Gotta Get This Out’. Reports of the twin’s arrival hit social media on Sunday, with unconfirmed rumours that Beyoncé and her husband Jay-Z… Read more »
WWN IS committed to bringing its readers all the breaking news, but when there’s not much of that going on, we’re not adverse to spending a huge amount of money on disproving a longstanding myth. A myth that has always intrigued us is that of recently departed music legend Prince, and the absence of two… Read more »
FORMER Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher has been named as one of music’s wealthiest stars in 2017, after implementing a ‘swear-jar’ system at the start of the year which has to date accrued almost £20 million. Headstrong former Oasis and Beady Eye singer Gallagher, who has a history of swearing like it’s about to be banned,… Read more »
They’re at it again! That’s right BB fans. Stephanie Davis. Jeremy McConnell. Some irrelevant bullshit. Again! The on-off, off-on, on-off, off-on couple are off again, after only getting back ON together just one news day ago. Bombshell! Off. Reality. Famous. The pair were spotted, embracing, assaulting, taking to Twitter, drunk, without makeup, pushing pram, baby… Read more »
A TEAM of negotiators from the UN have been called in to mediate in the ongoing war between Katy Perry and Taylor Swift, which is in danger of inflicting another decade of needless agony upon millions of innocent people around the world. The bloodless feud, now in its fourth year, was sparked when the two… Read more »
A LOCAL woman has been run out of her village by a pitch-fork wielding mob of angry savages, after admitting that she ‘never really cared’ for the sacred 1993 adaptation of Roddy Doyle’s ‘The Snapper’. Sheila McGuigham, 37, was set upon by a group consisting of villagers including some of her friends and family, who… Read more »
WITH the incredibly popular DC character Wonder Woman finally getting her own movie after years in developmental hell, audiences across the world flocked to the blockbuster epic, making it the single highest-grossing release for a blockbuster directed by a woman. As well as introducing the take-no-shit character to a new generation of young women starved… Read more »
FAMED ‘Lethal Weapon’ star Danny Glover has finally lived up to his famous catchphrase from the celebrated buddy-cop series, having passed into an age where he is genuinely too old for most, if not all, shit. “I’m too old for this shit,” exclaimed Glover in his career-defining role as Detective Roger Murtagh, whose 50th birthday… Read more »
A MAN who has found himself ticketless for the upcoming Bulmers Forbidden Fruit Festival, has denounced the 3-day event which features many of his favourite acts as a breeding ground for ‘damn hipsters’. “Ah I’d say it’ll be unbearable. All those ‘I’m too cool for school’ try hards, like I’d be caught dead going to… Read more »
