At a religious congress in Rome, the Roman Catholic Church has introduced a new character: Waria, the evil counterpart of Mary. According to Cardinal Luis Ladaria Ferrer, prefect of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, the new character is needed to keep the Holy Franchise fresh after more 2000 years entertaining avid fans…. Read more »
THE unveiling of the annual John Lewis Christmas ad has sparked a mass panic among consumers, who have rushed their nearest branch of the department store in a bid to snap up a few upright pianos, pink-lensed glasses, cocaine and Watford FC season tickets. The high-end retailer which has become famous in the past ten… Read more »
AS COMIC BOOK and movie fans around the world mourn, honour and celebrate the life of Stan Lee, who has passed away at the age of 95, God was said to be visibly nervous at the thought of trying to impress the creative mind behind a near endless cavalcade of superhero and villains. “God’s been… Read more »
SUNDAY night viewing on RTÉ has just changed forever with the release of Hell Streets; the latest grim, gritty series from the state broadcaster, which presents a warts-and-all look at what is really going on in the crime-infested open sewers that we call the streets of our capital city. Starring Iochra O’Laoighre-Wellington as tough Dublin detective Declan… Read more »
WWN can reveal that the brutal killing of a man in the ‘salubrious surroundings of a posh South Dublin suburb’ has sent the tabloid media into celebratory convulsions, the likes of which hasn’t been since the last time a murder happened in a renowned Dublin postcode. Ruthlessness knocking on doors in search of the poshest… Read more »
SAUDI Arabia has been in the press a lot lately, and for one very important reason… WWE Crown Jewel, the second massive supershow to take place in the Middle East this year. With a card stacked with most of the wrestling world’s best talent, apart from a few superstars who opted to not go to… Read more »
WATERFORD native Barry Wilson has become the only member of his circle of friends to sit down to the current season of The Walking Dead, having vowed to stick with the ailing show until the bitter end. Like almost everyone he knows, Wilson began watching the ratings-smashing zombie hit when it first appeared on screens in… Read more »
THE entire county and population of Wexford has been voted the planet’s sexiest town and people in a poll published this morning, WWN can confirm. People of Wexford stole a large majority of the votes from some of the world’s biggest contenders, including Summer Bay in Australia, Love Island in Spain somewhere and loads of… Read more »
IN the hope of bringing awareness to the crime and showing solidarity with Saudi Arabian journalist and author Jamal Khashoggi, X-Factor producers have confirmed they will feature all of the songs listened to by his assassins as they tortured him to death in tonight’s live show performances. Jamal Khashoggi was allegedly dismembered by a hit squad while still alive in a Turkish based Saudi… Read more »
