BRITISH actor Stephen Jones has announced that he is to retire from his lifelong role as Robert Redford at the grand old age of 81, WWN can confirm. Jones thanked all of his fans and colleagues throughout the years for their continued support, stating that he was looking forward to living the rest of his life as himself at his country estate… Read more »
IN A BID to gain the lion’s share of the audience struggling with insomnia and/or just coming home from being on the lash, RTÉ have announced a revamped Late Late Show which will premiere at 2.35am this Friday under the name The Late Late Late Late Show. Lasting an unnecessary 4 hours and featuring your… Read more »
“Where are the kids? They’re still living with us, right?” asked wife and mother of three Janet Maher, as herself and husband Paul waded through the empty wine bottle littered floor of their semi-detached Dublin home. The Mahers are just one of thousands of young couples slowly adjusting to reality, as the groggy daze of Britain’s number… Read more »
WELL, here it is: today’s revelation as to what beloved celebrity icon that you’ve always looked up to and considered ‘a decent person’ is in actual fact a sleazy, power-crazy sexual deviant who abused their position in order to satisfy their needs at the expense of those underneath them. Who will it be today? The… Read more »
THE OUTRAGEOUS Jenny From The Block singer stunned onlookers with her enviable curves, as they stared down a photographic lens from over 2 kilometres away, with J Lo soaking in the sun on private property we are strictly speaking, not allowed take pictures of. Unashamedly flaunting her buxom breasts and pert posterior to the privacy… Read more »
LOOKING for all possible ways to delay having to come up with her first negotiation position that isn’t built on naivety, ignorance, endless contradictions and a complete lack of understanding, British PM Theresa May has declared Brexit negotiations will have to wait until popular reality TV show Love Island is over. “The British people will… Read more »
THE breakup of former Girls Aloud star Cheryl Tweedy and One Direction member Liam Payne has been met with great delight from noted Waterford harridan Deirdre Moone, who ‘knew from day one’ that the celebrity relationship was doomed to failure. Payne and Tweedy announced the end of their two-year relationship with a joint statement on… Read more »
ARE you human? Yes? Great! Then you are one of the billions of biological entities accessing the world wide web that are not robots, and thanks to a brand new clever Completely Automated Public Turing test to tell Computers and Humans Apart (CAPTCHYA) system, you will never be mistaken for one again. For centuries CAPTCHYAs have safeguarded the human race accessing important internet… Read more »
BEYONCÉ and Jay Z dropped a joint album much to the delight of music fans around the world, and we’ve got all you need to know about what is surely going to be the most talked about album of 2018. Has there ever been such a high profile joint-album from stars as big as this?… Read more »
