Category: BREAKING NEWS


5-A-Side Player Faces Two-Match Ban For Being A Prick

A KEY player for a Waterford 5-a-side astro football team has been handed a two-match ban by his fellow players, after repeated on-pitch offences such as blasting the ball too hard and just being a bit of a dickhead to everyone. Kevin Meehan, named locally as a prick, togs out for astro every Tuesday night with… Read more »

True Detective Season 3 To Solve Mystery Of Why Season 2 Was So Shit

PLOT details are emerging for the recently-announced third season of the HBO anthology series True Detective, which will deal with the still-unsolved mystery surrounding the terrible second season. True Detective won millions of fans and massive critical acclaim following the release of its first season, which starred Matthew McConaughey and Woody Harrelson as grizzled detectives… Read more »