Revealed: The Pope’s Crazy Rider Ahead Of The Phoenix Park Gig

THE excitement for Pope Francis’ Popefest 2k18 tour to Ireland is hotting up, with millions of screaming Catholics crashing the Ticketmaster website just seconds after tickets for His Holiness’s Phoenix Park date went online. While there’s no doubt that the Pontiff will put on an incredible show for the million-or-so expected spectators, organisers have started to… Read more »

Virgin Mary To Sue God Over Unpaid Child Support

THE religious community has been shocked by the news that Mary, mother to Jesus Christ, is to take God to court over unpaid child maintenance payments dating back thousands of years. Described as an ‘absentee father’ in court documents seen by WWN, the deity could be in line to pay child support costs running into… Read more »

Couple Purchase Dog As Dry Run For Parenthood

A LOCAL WATERFORD couple have taken the mature step of placing a 6-week-old French Bulldog in their care in a bid to gauge if they will be one day able to look after a human child, WWN can reveal. Although Richie Plunkett and Orna O’Brien have not expressed the importance the new puppy Baxter will… Read more »