First Person To Leave Messenger Group A Total Fucking Badass, Finds Report ​

A NEW report into social media psychology has found that the first person to leave group chats are in fact total fucking badasses and should be regarded highly among the rest of their peers.

The study, which monitored millions of group chats without their permission, highlighted a connection between the level of badass with the speed at which they left the group.

“People who left within seconds of the group message were on the highest level of badass scale that we could find,” the report read, “the sheer bravery involved in making such a move in front of a large group of online people should be respected, as not everyone would have the courage to just leave a messenger group without even commenting or nothing.

The report went on to suggest that people who practice leaving messenger groups are born leaders, and usually instigate a mass exodus following their unfollowing.

“There is evidence to show that once one person leaves, it begins a wave of left conversations,” the report said, with its words, “however, those who left only because someone else left first, are only incomplete badasses, but badasses nonetheless, just not total fucking badasses”.