POLL: Is It Time Women Were Allowed To Become Priests?

• Yes, I think I'd like a women to deliver a weekly lecture about how my loved ones and I are morally inferior and should be ashamed of everything we do.
• Yes. Let's fight for equality for women in an outdated & oppressive religious institution that takes orders from an octogenarian in the Vatican who takes orders from some lad in the sky.
• No. The risk of me spending the entire mass making puns about women priests and how she could take my confession anytime is too high.
• No. Just no. No. Jesus Christ no! No, are you mad? Women? No. You've got me annoyed now. No. Fucking ludicrous stuff, no. What's this feminist shite. No.

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