‘Grab Her By The Pussy’ Now Just 4,567th Worst Thing Donald Trump Has Done

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ASTONISHINGLY, uttering the phrase ‘grab her by the pussy’ which condoned the sexual assault of women, now barely ranks inside the top 5,000 worst things the President of the United States, Donald Trump, has said or done, following a whirlwind 48 hours of colossal stupidity.

Supplanting the 4,565 awful things that came before the last 48 hours, news that Trump volunteered classified information with Russian officials and also asked then FBI director James Comey to end a probe into Michael Flynn’s connections to Russia has been a cause for concern among both Democrats and Republicans.

“He’s as stupid as he is dangerous, and he looks like a depressed testicle that has been freshly tanned,” leading Democrats confirmed while Republicans close to the President echoed the sentiments by admitting “everything is fine, he’s making America great again. You’re welcome”.

Elsewhere, American voters confessed to being shocked by the latest lurid tales of a President who has no idea what he’s doing.

“Yeah, I mean, who would have thought a stand up guy like Trump could be so… so… so very fucking stupid? Well, abso-fucking-lutely everyone I think,” shared New York native Toby Holden, while shrugging his shoulders in acceptance that almost nothing will lead to the end of this nightmare.

Trump’s casual treatment of classified intelligence could prove to be the moment that leads to a possible impeachment, but it has generated debate about how people rank awful things.

“I’m going to still say the whole endorsing sexual assault and peaking backstage at Miss Universe in the hope of seeing young women naked and a few hundred other things are worse than the last 48 hours,” shared Nevada native Emily Bryant, who admitted to still ‘not fully believing this shit can actually be happening’.

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