Lovin’ Waterford: We Got In A Fight With Five Guys & Sent Them To The Fucking Hospital

AFTER hearing about this amazing new burger restaurant that opened in Waterford, the LW team headed into town for some yums on some buns… however, our night was interrupted by five guys who had been drinking cans all day and were looking to start some shit. Well, shit you’ve just found, boys.

Mixing tangy right hooks with saucy lefts, we took those mofos to fuck-off school, swinging half-pounders at them until they realised that they’d bitten off more than they could fucking swallow.

In full view of the cops, who just let us at it, the Lovin’ Waterford team did our town proud with a scrap that ranks among the best in the country, busting guts and leaving jaws aching.

Making mincemeat of the five of them without suffering so much as a scratch, we then ordered a side-order of onion rings, and by onion rings we mean kicks to the head while they were on the ground.

We were well fit for a feed after the sizzling 4-minute encounter, so with the assembled crowd crying for us to leave them alone, we strutted off like God damn legends and had our delish burgers. Then we got drunk cos that’s what we do best around here; eat, drink, thump the heads off people, in any particular order, we don’t care. Five Guys nil, Lovin’ Waterford a million billion.