HAVING seen fans depart Old Trafford during the hilariously harrowing scenes of Manchester United’s 2-0 loss to Burnley last night, football fans of clubs that didn’t spend over £800 million pounds on absolute dross have been asked to open their hearts and doors to lost Manchester United fans. Representatives from football charities the British Have… Read more »
Gary Farrell, a lifelong Manchester United fan took affirmative action last night and signed Spanish international Cesc Fabregas while simultaneously drooling on his pillow while muttering ‘come, lie beside me Cesc. Now, through ball me’. While the news that transfer signings made by fans as they dream are not transferable to real life has proved… Read more »
The debut press conference of interim Manchester United manager Ryan Giggs turned up few surprises, but the reestablishment of a women’s team certainly came out of the blue. “I’m as surprised as you, but he made a compelling case for the new team,” vice chairman Ed Woodward told WWN exclusively. “When Ryan was asked to… Read more »
Manchester United manager David Moyes is facing the serious possibility of being taken around the back of the old shed and shot if he fails to secure his club’s first win of 2014 against Swansea this Saturday. While many football pundits have pointed out that the current Premier League champions are enduring poor form many… Read more »