David Moyes To Be Brought Behind Shed And Shot
While many football pundits have pointed out that the current Premier League champions are enduring poor form many football fans believe it is much worse than that.
Just when Moyes thought his job couldn’t get any tougher, a recent study has revealed that the former Everton manager is now officially the most dour Scotsman to ever exist, replacing previous holder of the crown – Gordon Brown’s jowls.
United face Swansea for a second time in quick succession following their loss at home in the FA Cup. While details on club protocol are scarce WWN understands the responsibility for loading the shotgun and putting Moyes out of his misery would fall to Alex Ferguson should United lose yet again.
Pressure is mounting on Moyes with each passing hour as United fans on twitter move on from popular hashtag #moyesout to the even more popular #killmoyespleasejustkillhim.