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Haaland Given New Software Update After Liverpool Defeat
SEVERAL behind-the-scenes members of Manchester City’s technical support staff have been fired in the wake of the club’s 1-0 defeat ... -
Man Utd Fans Make Glorious Return To Social Media
THOUSANDS of delighted Man United fans made a glorious return to social networking sites today to gloat about winning their ... -
The Complete List Of Players Man Utd Are Apparently Buying
THE presence of a multitude of clusterfucks exploding in the face of the Manchester United hierarchy has given football transfer ... -
Man Utd Badly In Need Of New Goalkeeper, Decent Midfielder, Incredibly Rich Saudi Arabian Investor
FANS have identified that Manchester United’s continuing misfortunes could be turned around by signing a world-class ball-playing goalkeeper to improve ... -
Roy Keane Just Wants Five Minutes Alone With Man Utd Players
WITH the new Premier League season fast approaching Manchester United legend Roy Keane has politely asked newly installed manager Erik ... -
Fans Hold Off Condemning Player Arrested For Rape Until They Can Be Sure He Plays ...
A NUMBER of football fans in England have held off condemning a Premier League player after their arrest for alleged ... -
Judges In Blatter Trial Advised Not To Spend Money On Anything Flashy, Nothing That Arouses ...
HAVING been found not guilty of fraud at a Swiss trial alongside Michel Platini, ex-FIFA chief Sepp Blatter gave a ... -
36-Year-Old Man Successfully Sues Samba Soccer Camp After Failing To Become Professional Footballer
EMERGING from a Dublin court this morning, Gavin Canvy has said he feels ‘vindicated’ and that ‘justice has been served’ ... -
Easy Statement Template For GAA Clubs Supporting A Player When They Do Something Indefensible
WITH each passing season, several new minor and major scandals and wicked whispers emerge about good honest GAA men which ... -
Giggs Steps Down As Wales Manager After Single-Handedly Leading Them To Euros & Historic World ...
A TRIUMPHANT Ryan Giggs has decided to go out on top in the wake of guiding his Wales team to ...
