Tag: football

Sepp Blatter Announced As New FAI CEO

THE FAI turned to Sepp Blatter after their favoured candidate John Foley, formerly of Athletics Ireland, withdrew himself from consideration at the last minute. Despite the short notice former FIFA chief Blatter was delighted to take up the role and his appointment marks a clear departure from the financially murky John Delaney era. The in-no-way-disgraced… Read more »

Mourinho Pledges Allegiance To Whatever Club This Is

JOSE Mourinho is said to be looking forward to a season and a half of lucrative employment at Tottenham Hotspur, before his inevitable ignominious exit after lacklustre Premier League performances which he will blame on the team, the backroom staff and the club owners, WWN Sport can confirm. The 56-year-old manager jumped at the chance… Read more »

VAR Ruining Game, Say Fans Who Wanted VAR For Years

SPORTS fans are being urged to “pick a fucking lane” after bitter complaints that VAR is ruining games left and right, despite decades of calling for VAR to prevent games being ruined. VAR, short for Video Assistant Referee, was brought in to combat close calls such as penalty decisions, red card calls and goal-mouth scrambles,… Read more »

Missing Man Last Seen Purchasing FIFA 20

A MISSING PERSON’S alert has been issued for a 28-year-old man last seen purchasing the latest edition of the highly addictive FIFA football game series release earlier this week. Donal Canlinn told friends and family he was heading to GameStop to buy FIFA 20 on Wednesday, but his worried loved ones have not seen of… Read more »