Tag: football

Hand Removed From Maradona’s Head

NEUROSURGEONS tasked with what was first believed to be a dangerous blood cloth lodged in the brain of Argenintian footballer Diego Maradona, have confirmed the mass was in fact ‘an otherworldly hand’, WWN can report. “Upon opening his skull we found a glowing, celestial-being-like hand making the shape of a fist protruding from his brain,”… Read more »

Deranged Delaney Launches ‘Provisional FAI’

APPARENTLY not reacting well to the news that Jonathan Hill has been named the new, permanent CEO of the FAI, a man, who is clearly John Delaney wearing a balaclava and delivering an official statement in a poorly decorated spare room, has announced the formation of the ‘Provisional FAI’. “We in the Provisional FAI cannot… Read more »

COYBIG Downgraded To CO,YBIG

THE acronym commonly associated with the Irish soccer team is to be re-worked a little in light of another soul-sapping defeat, going from an exuberant expression of joy to a plea for something… just something, anything.’ “So we’re migrating from ‘Come on you boys in green’ to something more along the lines of ‘Come on,… Read more »