EMBROILED in a late night drinking session turned photoshoot with women rumoured to be ensnaring him in an extortion plot, and now fresh from injuring one of the key players he’s manages at Derby, Wayne Rooney is having an awful week and it’s only Tuesday. WWN tempt fate on the United legend’s behalf by musing… Read more »
A CAREFULLY coordinated effort by a substantial group of very intelligent English football ‘fans’, probably ex-SAS, who outsmarted Wembley security staff, police and Euros event coordinators or an explanation so scarcely believable it is the stuff of conspiracy theories? Could unbelievably poor planning and incompetence combined with with an attitude of ‘they’re white so leave… Read more »
ENGLAND’s gallant run to the final of the Euros and subsequent loss to Italy in the cruelest fashion via penalties means football is going to Rome, but it’s not all bad news as in the aftermath of the game it became depressingly clear many English people made sure racism was staying home. Condemning the vile… Read more »
AS IF the awarding of England’s decisive penalty wasn’t scandalous enough, further replays of the build up to the incident shows that as Raheem Sterling slalomed into the Danish box there were several hundreds other footballs on the field of play at the same time. Something referee Danny Makkelie decided to do nothing about, these… Read more »
WWN regrets to inform you that you must begin making preparations to live the rest of your life underground in a bunker sealed away from humanity in the event of the unthinkable, now that it is no longer unthinkable. Spending much of the game on the front foot, England’s 20 plus shots on goals suggests they’re… Read more »
WHILE England have expressed their confusion at being inconvenienced by this evening’s foregone conclusion against Denmark, a mere 4 days before they beat Italy in the final of the Euros, the game will still go ahead. BBC and ITV’s pre-match analysis of the semi-final will consist of ‘can you believe we beat Denmark’ in the… Read more »
A fantastic contest, the game between Spain and Italy was played at a quicker tempo than an EDM song stuck on fast forward. Dominant for the majority of the match Spain committed more passes than a fed up single woman scrolling through her dating apps. Highlights from the energy sapping and engrossing head-to-head included Simon… Read more »
WWN has have moved the England ‘It’s Coming Home’ Doomsday Clock forward by five minutes to 11:55PM, the closest it has been in decades to 12 midnight, and total England major tournament victory. Although the chances of England winning the Euros remains a distant and improbable threat, it would be foolish to not prepare for… Read more »
WWN SPORT has always upheld the highest standards in its regular Euros round ups. The content is beyond reproach and the staff here at WWN Sport would never dream of doing anything to damage the hard earned reputation this publication enjoys around the world, which is why you’d be really helping me out if you… Read more »
THERE has been considerable puzzlement among Everton supporters as they face into day one with a manager whose mystery 6 year absence from the game remains a mystery. “He must have been one of the most in demand managers in the world after the job he did at Valencia, but then nothing, just disappeared for… Read more »